Yo Mamma Jokes

 
Yo mama's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." 
Yo mama's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. 
Yo mama's so poor your tv got 2 channels: on and off 
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention. 
Yo mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers. 
Yo mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice! 
Yo mama's so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted! 
Yo mama's so poor, when Yo family watches TV, they go to Sears. 
Yo mama's so poor, Yo family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. 
Yo daddy so poor that if he didn't wake up with a hard-on, he had nothing to play with all day.