When Artists Say.... | What they Really Mean is.... |
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1. I've heard so much about you. | 1. I saw your ad in a magazine and figured you might bite and buy something. |
2. I'm taking my time to make this really special for your gallery. | 2. Everything's going wrong with this damn thing and it's taking me forever to fix it. |
3. I made this doll special for you | 3. I've reworked this thing that no one else would even look at AND/OR It's too weird for anyone else. |
4. I NEVER sell directly to collectors. | 4. I don't know any collectors. And If I did they never heard of me. |
5. I shipped the piece yesterday. | 5. I haven't gotten around to packing it yet. However if you want to pay the shipping costs...... |
6. The doll looks much better in person. | 6. Once it's in your hands, you own it!! No Returns. |
7. I am a perfectionist and always stand behind my work. | 7. My work is perfect..therefore no returns, no repairs. |
8. I'm bringing lot of pieces for your show. | 8. I have a lot of stuff I've been unable to "unload" and lots of "experiments". |
9. This piece is very fragile. | 9. This has more hot glue holding it together.. keep away from all heat/light sources! |
10. I'll get photos out to you right away. | 10. My photos are at another dealers right now... you can have what she doesn't want. |
11. I've been waiting for your call. | 11. I certainly didn't want to pay long-distance charges! I can outwait you! |
12. I have my own costumers. | 12. Toys-R'Us and Walgreens sell doll clothes, I shrink 'em and rework 'em! |
13. I create and hand finish all the costumes. | 13. I wrap and use Tackey Glue as I go along. |
14. My dolls are as good as ......'s only less expensive. | 14. I'm copying ......'s work and selling it cheaper. OR I bought her molds and can tweak 'em a million ways! |
15. I've been involved with working with dolls since childhood. | 15. I've made mud castles,.. OR I glued my Barbies together. |
16. Each one is unique and individual, a one-of-a-kind. | 16. I use a press mold and tweak each one to look different. |
And not to leave the dealers out of this... how about what an dealer says and means? | Just click here to go back! |