A sneeze in time saves nine

What is in a Sneeze.? Does it sound like the most cliched expression to start a discussion.Well, it cannot be helped Coz , the matter of discussion is by itself a repeated phenomenon by people in all walks of life with almost little variety.Moreover, sneeze has always been a poor second cousin to smile.. Smile has been eulogised too often or too much by too many. Somebody should orate on the under-dog, too.! Otherwise, the tribe of under-dogs wud vanish into the oblivions of history and there wud be none left to compete with the dogs and pretend to fail.

Sneezing is one of the most intense and lively human actions. It transcends national , international , religious race and all other types of boundaries in its similarity of action and purpose. It has a basic underlying uniqueness in the way .It is enacted before others. Neither a man can sneeze in two different ways nor a sneeze can happen in more than one way in two persons. Unity of sneezing in the diversity of race,culture and nationality is a synonym for a global village. Chinese does not sneeze differently from a Gypsies. except he may sound Haan-jiaan .. while a sardari sneeze may sound Haan-jiii.. Let us look forward to one big sneezy world.

Sneezing is a remarkably exhaustive physical exertion in that U feel so tired after a good sneeze It requires the ivolvement of all the upper body muscles , I believe to bring out a good sneeze.Just imagine,The most chronic sneezing fit ever recorded is that of Donna Griffiths of Pershore, England who began sneezing on January 13, 1981 and continued for how many days-977

Do U know , Sneezing fits can be triggered even by eating too much. Yes, eating too much. To tell the sad fate of a man, his three brothers, one of his two sisters, his grandfather, his father, an uncle and the uncle's son. All must harass their hankies after a big meal, and the number of sneezes for each family member runs from three to 15. Imagine Thanksgiving at their house.

Sneeze has done wonders to the literary world too.. Has generated a lot of ryhming phrases like Tweezing your eye-brows will make you sneeze.But sneeze and sleaze are two sides of different coins though. !Sneezing when exposed to sunlight has led to the discovery of a new acronym for enlgish -ACHOO - "Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome" (Helio-Sun) . A sneeze gene when it is discovered or invented(?) , has already an acronym described -Gene Responsible for Outbursts and Acronymic Nausea, or GROAN There is even a book titled MR.SNEEZE written by Roger Hargreaves and Published by PRice Stern sloan -about a person who cant seem to stop sneezing.

How does the sneeze-watchers react to a sneeze.? Are they of the same mould since the action is one and the same.. or are they different.? May be a chat room sneeze wud generate a different impression from an email sneeze.!! How much a sneeze wud help in a professional enviornment?CAn U please U'r boss or U'R secratary with a good sneeze-- A pleasing sneeze.?Can U use U'r Sneeze for a raise in U'r salary.? After all , an unforeseen sneeze may help to gain time in uneasy situations.I know there are so many unexplored domains of sneeze frenzy left behind.

May this small piece inspire others to touch upon them.

As my friend suggested ,Is it not a comforting thought to know that sneeze is a universal way of attaining bliss,more popular and practiced than coccaine, kamasutra and transcendental meditation put together..."To Sneeze or not to Sneeze" Or "let us sneeze into the next century" are two catch-words that have been coined by the Generation-Next.

PS:Did u know , dogs exhibit a phenomena called reverse sneezing?.