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News Flash: I have started the Englewood Curling League.
News Flash: Go read the hip Hey Dummies FAQ.
News Flash: Go to my Peccary Page
New Flash: Go to my super fun happy page
News Flash: I am a REVEREND!!! Yes, you read right, I have become a reverend for the Universal Life Church. Its free!! I suggest all of you become one (after all its a sure way to heaven!)
News Flash: I am running for President.
News Flash:Come see my art at art. Also dont forget to take the poll at the bottom.
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Come to hipsters paradise.
-Last Updated 3/3/00-
My name is Joe Cucci and I live in a hip little Florida Town. There is always a shuffle board game to be played. Here is a picture of me gutting a fish.
I'm quite a looker, eh? I remind myself of a young Rudolph Valentino (hot stuff!)
My Hobbies and Interests:
My hobbies are very exciting. I enjoy watching tv. I like to eat a variety of ethnic food, like Kentucky Fried Chicken. I like to go to parties and pretend I am important. I collect thumbtacks, except for red ones (they remind of the commies). I also like walking my pet muskrat, Horatio. I made my horatio page. Go to Horatio
I have bad news to all cheese lovers. Mr. Cheese is gone. His sight has dissapeared. Just remember, as long as we don't forget him, Mr. Cheese will never die. Good cheese never dies, it just fades away.
I like lots of music. Especially the late Judge Dredd who recently died of a massive heart attack. Mojo Nixon is also one of my favorites. He is the best sonic luvjug player around.
I have another useless page. Go dude. It is extremely useless. I really mean it.
Ever Forget how to tie a tie? I do all the time. The doctors say its because of my years working in the paint thinner plant. I forget lots of stuff. Luckily I found a page to help me. Go to the Tie Pages for help on the matter. Now I can easily distinguish the Windsor from the Double Windsor. Yeehaw.
If you find any good websites devoted to muskrats and/or the Katzenjammer Kids (those rascals), e-mail me at mjchoochee@aol.com
If you wanna be a jive fella sign my dreambook. Dreambook - Another Personal Page sign
Now you can visit my likes and dislikes at my tripod page. Have Fun.
Let me know what you think about my page. Send mail by clicking here.
Its me, Winston Quincy Pistachio here. I have come to tell you about my tripod page. There you can find my insights on things today, and believe me I am a very insightful guy. ooooooohhhhh yyyeeeaaaaaahhhhh So remember kiddies, eat your cauliflower if you want rice pudding. ( I, Joe Cucci, do not endorse the above stupidity of Mr. Pistachio.)
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