WARNING! This page is incredibly offensive, and I don't condone a single word of it. However, it is quite funny, and I ask that you NOT e-mail me with any statements of how offended you are. Read at your own risk. 


The following exam was administered as an Ebonics version of the SAT

1) You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet.  You can buy:
       A. A dime and two 40's
       B. A new pair of Fila's
       C. Dashikki down the block
       D. Yo mama

2) It's tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack for da
rent.
You:
       A. Bust a cap in his ass
       B. Say, "Shit man, why you all up in ma bidness?"
       C. Have anuther kid on welfare
       D. Yo mama

3) You and ya holmes are banging down da block when yall scam da uther
mo fo's commin your way.  If ya both jaking your hydros, and both 
yalldraw
yur gats, which of da following happens:
       A. Shit goes down in da hood
       B. Ya check yur colours and let the cop-killers fly
       C. Shit man, I do'no maff
       D. Yo mama

4) You drink haff a 40.  How much is left:
       A. Haff

       B. Da uther haff
       C. Zum mo
       D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama

5) You, beein da shit you are, dress yo self in da morn in which of
deese:

       A. Yo Tek 9 with da Raiders hat
       B. Da AK47 with yo Fila's
       C. You blade and ya colurs
       D. "Shit man, what's a nigga like me doin up at dis time in da
morn?"

6) Tiz yo 21st birfday.  You:
       A. Hook up with Dashikki down the block and treat her to
MceeDees
       B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, and 40's
       C. Gaffle da man
       D. I do'no maff

JOG-MAFEE

7) Wher iz da mutherland at:

       A. Afrika
       B. Compton
       C. Souff Centra
       D. Yo mama

8) What am da capita of California?

       A. Da Hood
       B. Compton
       C. Compton
       D. Compton

ANALAMA-G'S

9) Tek 9 : Gatt ::

       A. Yo mama    : Dashikki
       B. Fila's     : Nike
       C. Tu pac     : Barry White
       D. St. Ive's  : Colt 45

10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic ::
       A.  Da Man    : Da Systum
       B.  ReeRun    : MC Hammer
       C. Fat Albert : Shaft
       D. Yo mama    : Dashikki

NO.  LOOKIE HERE FOO.  I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN:,
    IN 25 WURDS MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM DA MAN?

So dat we may give uh you yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag
below

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