i love notepad. This is way better than warcraft ii, isn't it little jimmy?
these graphics are hella better than warcraft because they are in 1024x768 and at 65535.
warcraft ii is only 640x480 at 256 colors.
I have many more reasons why notepad is better than warcraft 2.
1. Warcraft II is made by blizzard, a small fragile company.
Notepad is made by microsoft, a large, stable company.
2. warcraft ii costs 50 dollars. notepad is free
3. notepad runs fast on a 286. you need at least a dx2 to run warcraft.
4. warcraft ii can be very noisy. notepad is quiet
5. you can never lose at notepad
6. your men dont insult you in notepad
7. notepad's ai is better than war2s
8. in notepad you can't use the system font
9. little jimmy hates notepad
10. little jimmy doesn't beg scott to play notepad
11. your friends can't humiliate you in notepad
12. there isn't any blood on the ground of notepad
13. you can change the color of the background in notepad. can you do that in war2? noooo.....
14. notepad is a 32 bit application! OOOOOOOHHH!!
15. notepad is notepad! you can't mess with that!
16. in notepad you can make html files! can you do that in warcraft ii? hell no!
17. was warcraftii voted game of the year? hell no! notepad was voted game of the year! (by microsoft)
18. notepad has numerous acclaim. observe
"notepad is the best thing i've ever seen!"
-illumina
"notepad is the solution to world peace."
-marc of chan
"i love notepad. if you don't have notepad, you deserve to die"
-sbp
"notepad is so advanced that it wont run on a powermac 604e 200mhz"
-bill gates
"game of the year"
-peecee gaymer
"#1 best selling pc game"
-piecy dayta
"#1 computer gaming world top 100 readers' poll"
-cumpewtir gay-ming werld
has anyone said anything good about warcraft? hell no!
19. you can easily download notepad from us. if you want to download warcraft ii
you have to risk legal action against you.
if you don't have notepad, you are a loser. improve your social status by downloading it.
be the first kid on the block to have notepad!
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