Oh man, I'm running out of...TIME! I gotta go to Nevada and talk to some people...I am gonna have to come back later and finish this page! YIKES!
  Ok, just to be nice, I am gonna tell you about how Xina did it a while back...
 HeeeHeee Mewk...I will show you how to cook!

 Xina's tacos

Start out with a package of corn tortillas, some lettuce, some cheese, and a can of Old El Paso refried beans...
put the tortillas out flat on a hot surface, like a sidewalk or rooftop...they'll kind of get flat and relax. Pop the top off the can of beans; spoon beans on the tortillas, then sprinkle with grated cheese (Oaxacan goat cheese is good)...the sun should start melting the cheese and heating things up, but Xina tends to get impatient and hungry and just stares at the beans til they start steaming....that's when it's ready, when it's hot. Then put some lettuce on, and some salsa if you have some. Man, I love tacos.

 Sorry about the slim pickings on the grub wagon, but like I said, check back, as I am compiling an assortment of the best and most scientific (and cosmic) Brazos Time Tripping cuisine. Bon apetit!