Live from Austin, Texas...
  I had this TV made specially for me by the good folks at the Air Force ECMS lab at Nellis AFB, Nevada. It gets all the regular broadcast stations in the USA, cable feeds from 43 providers, high-res digital video from LA, and anything you can think of from satellite. When the ionosphere is right, it can even get the past and the future.
  I remember the first time I saw a TV, back in Denton, Texas at the auction barn. There was some guy talking about the weather in Fort Worth. He was kind of fuzzy and hard to understand, but Man, did I think that was cool! Little did I imagine the advances that would take place in this and other forms of electronic media...but then, I went to the future, and hey, it's all cool. Just wait? It gets better!

more interesting stuff, right this way!