Everyone in de crib learns sump'n fum de potty trainin' videotape. What it is, Mama!

You's missed high farm graduashun cuz' yo' kids wuz sick.

You's've eva' used some laundromat as some mailin' address.

You's've eva' given yo'self some social disease. What it is, Mama!

You's've eva' freshened down wid some Slim Jim. 'S coo', bro.

On stag night, ya' snatch some real deer. Ah be baaad...

You's use some screwrollr t'jimmey yo' chewin' tobacco.

All uh yo' relatives would gots'ta die t'wipe out illiteracy. Slap mah fro!

Dere be mo'e oil in yo' baseball cap dan in yo' car. Ah be baaad...

De dude from de powa' company dreatens t'cut off yo' service, and ya' dreaten t'cut off sump'n uh his in return. 'S coo', bro.

Yo' bird announcements included da damn wo'ds "rug rat."

You's've eva' booze-skied in yo' underwear. Ah be baaad...

You's pick yo' nose in line at da damn bank.

You's gots' some tennis ball on yo' truck antenna. Sheeeiit.

People hear yo' wheels a long time befo'e dey see it.

Dere are engine parts on yo' coffee table. What it is, Mama!

You's've eva' been on television not wearin' some shirt.

You's gots' some feed sto'e nightgown. 'S coo', bro.

You's've eva' backed waaay down an 'esit ramp.

Yo' arms are froless fum checkin' yo' knife's sharpness.

Yo' most 'espensive kickers gots' numbers on de heels.

You's use some piece uh bread as some napkin. 'S coo', bro

. Yo' dog passes gas and ya' claim it.

De honky pigs regularly mosey on down to yo' crib t'boogie down some fight, and ya' live alone. What it is, Mama!

You's've eva' hitchhiked naked.

De highlight uh yo' parties be when ya' flip out yo' false teed.

You's trim yo' beard and find some french fry. Slap mah fro!

De big-assgest sign on yo' place uh business says "Minnows. Right On! "

Yo' mama keeps some can uh Vienna sausage in ha' purse. What it is, Mama!

It's midnight and everyone on yo' street knows whut album yo''re playin'.

Yous be makin payments on yo tatoo.

Yo Sista be the momma of yo first born.