CHUMP ONLINE

mikelil@hotmail.com
A SITE UNDER CONSTRUCTION
CHURNING OUT NEUTRON PUDDING
FROM THE S.F BAY AREA, IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA

until our html skills improve beyond the dullard stage
this page ain't nothin' but pointless
in the downtime please checkout our meager deadend links or go back to reading T.V Guide ya Chump.

all right chumpo!! start scrollin' or else. twitch left, tweak right, who knows what you might click on tonight....
WHATCHA LOOKIN' AT CHUMP???? WANNA GET LOST ???? Piss Bottle Man is waiting.

or maybe you should find out what your future beholds...
. DO YA BELIEVE IN SPORTS AS A MIND CONTROL Conspiracy???

So welcome to the wacky world of Chump , yer on line resource for practically nothing.


> This page is under perpetual construction and is dedicated to all you chumps with nothin' better to do than surf the cyber sea in search of gawd knows what...We are just some chumps ourselves with a keen interest in the so-called undergound and it's various sub strata. If ya would like to see our other page, Click Now.
We'll be sucking up bandwidth all over the world to bring ya the finest graphics we can borrow and random links of shame.
We'll be providing lotsa links to interesting spots in the data stream of conciousness. Bookmark us and check in now and then for fresh content and various updates. We're pretty lo-tech and the only JAVA we got goin on is coming outtta the percolater. ... but gives us time. Someday you'll be proud of us.

FREAKS ,That's what we are all right. We've been called that our whole lives and finally it just makes sense to admit it. If Chump, is a moniker that works for you, great.If not, who cares. It's just a variation on that freak theme . ??? speaking of freaks, here's ol' Jello in the buff . I just ran into him last night and he was amused to hear that people actually have the time to put this kinda shit on the web... To Be or Not To Care, that is the question...or is it?
No Kids, It doesn't get any better than this ...For more MISCELLANEOUS CHUMP stuff and whatnot come to our other mutated & amalgamated link mess.

CHUMP ON LINE IS THE FINAL RESTING PLACE OF UPSIDE DOWN MISC. CRAP

so as long as yer still happy scrolling and strolling the site with us, let's keep this quality time semi-useful
have ya ever wondered what mars looks like... well there ya have it...

HEY! If ya crave a peek at smalltown surrealist vibes or wish to try out some serious big time surrealism.

HEY CHECKOUT THE OTHER CHUMP PAGE! now...

the continuing saga of CHUMP ON LINE: more DADA-esque bullpucky to go