1. I'm the life of the party....even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

2. I'm very good at opening child proof caps.

3. I'm usually interested in going home before I get where I'm going.

4. I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, beano, and antacid.

5. I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

6. I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

7. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

8. I'm very good at telling stories.....over and over and over and over.....

9. I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

10. I'm so cared for....long-term care; eye care; private care; dental care, Medicare.

11. I'm not grouchy....I just don't like traffic; waiting; crowds; children and politicians.

12. I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place, like the Dog!

13. I'm wrinkled, saggy, and lumpy....and that's just my left leg.

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14. I'm having trouble remembering simple words like.....

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15. I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.

16. I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat; anti-smoking; anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.

17. I'm walking more to the bathroom and enjoying it less.

18. I'm supporting all movements now....by eating bran, prunes and raisins.

19. I'm a walking storeroom of facts....I've just lost the storeroom.

20. I'm a senior citizen, and I think I'm having the time of my life!

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