WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD????
Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
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Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
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The Bible:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
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Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
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L.A. Police Department:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
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Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
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Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
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Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
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Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
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Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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Karl Marx:
It was an historical inevitability.
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Saddam Hussein
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
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Ronald Reagan:
What chicken?
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Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
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Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
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Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
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Freud:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
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Bill Gates:
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your cheque book -- and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.
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Einstein:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
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Bill Clinton:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York. ----------------------------------------------