Strider

L98: How did you get into mudding?

S: you remember Rodentius?

L98: yes

S: well him and a bunch of other Milwaukee mudders where staying on his lawn, for the homeless or
S: some shit like that
S: he comes over and shows me tdome
S: gave me the password for some account somewhere
S: I don't even know who's it was
S: but anyway, Rodent showed it to me and I totally got into it
S: you're not gonna edit this at all are you?

You shake your head.

S: ok, good

L98: How long have you been playing TDome?

S: wow, like 5 years, I was around for several months before td2 first came up

L98: When do you think was the best time to play TDome?

S: it was the coolest after that, after td2 first was up
S: then I kinda got burnt out on it
S: when do I get to interview you?

You shrug.

S: :P

L98: What do you like the most about TDome?

S: that after this time I still know people on here
S: and that it's still around :)

L98: If you could change any aspect of TDome, what would it be?

S: it needs more areas.. midlevel areas in particular
S: bring back vehicles too

L98: Tell me about the different clans you've been in.

S: not many really, I was in dilznick back in the day, and legend more recently
S: i think thats it

L98: You're a damn slacker. When did you first notice you slacked?

S: it was first grade, I had a folder the size of a small text book full of work I needed to do
S: high school was great for slack, at one point I had 4 study halls in a day

L98: You're always coming up with crazy money-making schemes. Which scheme are you most proud of?

S: rl or mud money? :P

L98: Within the mud.

S: last fall when I charmed Loman, bought a bunch of crap, then sold it to the sore, and had him 
S: give the money back
S: then Cara came down and shot all my chars dead
S: I think that was the most creative

L98: Which scheme was the most profitable?

S: erk, do bugs count? :P

L98: I guess

S: when my rent for my bike got to high and went negative
S: I ended up junking a shit load of cash and leaving little piles around town

Manowar moves into view from the south.
Manowar says 'blah no reboot'
Manowar has left the game.

S: bug hunting is an art

L98: When did you first notice you had an obsession for midget porn?

S: haha
S: about the time I found out I had tits

L98: If you owned a bananna plantation and had trained monkeys, what would you do?

S: drink rum and coke
S: go sailing, I guess
S: open a casino
S: fart on my friends
S: etc

L98: This will be the last question.
L98: Where do you see yourself in the future?

S: on my brand new queen size water bed
S: can i say one thing?

L98: You can say whatever you want.

S: the world is full of assholes
S: and they're all dirty
S: the end