| Web Dominatrix: | Sandra Hull |
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| Sniveling Web Lackey: | Greg Pearson |
| Stock Boy: | Dave Ferry |
| The Droolery Employee of the Month: | Phyllis Kepner |
| The Weak Week Wreaker: | Russ Beland |
| Da Main Domain Namer: | Jonathan Paul |
| Tagline Boy: | Stephen Dudzik |
| Sharper Images/Additional Dialogue: | John Kammer |
| Special Guest Cartoonist: | Bob Staake |
| Esteemed Statistician: | Elden Carnahan |
| NY Mag Slag/Birthday Fairy/Photo Scanning Diva: | Jennifer Hart |
| Globe and Mail Models: | Bruce Alter, Paul Kocak, Brien St. Jacques |
| Ear Donors: | Jennifer Hart, Elden Carnahan, Mike Hammer, Sandra Hull |
| Earrata Boy: | Bill Strider |
| Lexicon Contributors: | Elden Carnahan, Jennifer Hart, Sandra Hull, Dave Zarrow, John Kammer, Mike Hammer, Dave Ferry, Mike Connaghan, Jerry Pannullo, Brian Broadus, Niels Hoven |
| Excuse Boy: | Mike Connaghan |
| Latitudinarian: | Tom Witte |
| Restroom Attendant: | Jan VerrEy |
| Special Thanks (he knows why): | Chris Doyle |
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