The Doug Anthony Allstars

Just answer these questions in your own minds and in your own hearts.
Most importantly, answer these questions honestly.

1. You're walking along a country road. It's a beautiful spring day. As you walk along, you notice that up ahead in the distance,lying in the middle of the road in the dirt, is a tiny baby sparrow. Both its wings are broken. You have....a hammer.

2. You're a medical student in your final year of study. It's a very very important year for you. Because of the economic climate,you've been forced to live with your grandmother. She's a tattoo artist - with Parkinson's disease. Every time she makes you a cup of coffee she shakes so much it froths up the milk on top, which is something you can't fucking stand. You have....a hammer.

3. You're a young and upwardly mobile merchant banker. Your girlfriend has just fallen pregnant. You think a child at this point in your career could be detrimental to your future career prospects. You have....a coathanger.

4. You are an arctic explorer. For the past six months you've been travelling through the arctic waste. It has been a period of intense isolation and loneliness for you, devoid of contact with any other human being. On this particular day you're walking along a stretch of beach some eight kilometers in length. At the far end of that beach, basking itself on a broad, flat rock there's a beautiful, white, baby seal. As you approach you notice that its eyes are like two deep, brown pools. Its fur is as fresh and as clean and as white as the driven snow around it. It is an
unsurpassed beauty and splendor between man, beast and nature. You have ....an erection.

The Doug Anthony Allstars Though there are already far too DAAS sites around I feel a need to add to them. Of course this site will contain nothing that the others don't already so I wouldn't bother reading any further if I were you.

DAAS Links Bastet's Page Tangawarra DAAS Protection Society Jen's Page The Doug Anthony Allstars DAAS Doug Anthony Allstars Acid's Page LSD's Page DAAS The Doug Anthony Allstars Welcome To Wollongong	MORAL DILEMMAS Just answer these questions in your own minds and in your own hearts. Most importantly, answer these questions honestly. 1. You're walking along a country road. It's a beautiful spring day. As you walk along, you notice that up ahead in the distance,lying in the middle of the road in the dirt, is a tiny baby sparrow. Both its wings are broken. You have....a hammer. 2. You're a medical student in your final year of study. It's a very very important year for you. Because of the economic climate,you've been forced to live with your grandmother. She's a tattoo artist - with Parkinson's disease. Every time she makes you a cup of coffee she shakes so much it froths up the milk on top, which is something you can't fucking stand. You have....a hammer. 3. You're a young and upwardly mobile merchant banker. Your girlfriend has just fallen pregnant. You think a child at this point in your career could be detrimental to your future career prospects. You have....a coathanger. 4. You are an arctic explorer. For the past six months you've been travelling through the arctic waste. It has been a period of intense isolation and loneliness for you, devoid of contact with any other human being. On this particular day you're walking along a stretch of beach some eight kilometers in length. At the far end of that beach, basking itself on a broad, flat rock there's a beautiful, white, baby seal. As you approach you notice that its eyes are like two deep, brown pools. Its fur is as fresh and as clean and as white as the driven snow around it. It is an unsurpassed beauty and splendor between man, beast and nature. You have ....an erection.