Birth Date: September 18, 1966.
he writes the Moist newsletters.
he is left-handed
his nickname is Squid because of the long hair he used to have
he has played the piano for a very long time.
he used to teach piano
he constantly shakes
he plays the trumpet
used to wear glasses, now has contacts
he used to work in an ice cream store
some of this influences include Queen and Alice Cooper
he likes Wide Mouth Mason
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