Accountants are good with figures.
Accountants do it for profit.
Actors do it on camera.
Actors do it on stage.
Actors play around.
Actors pretend doing it.
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
Advertisers use the "new, improved" method.
Aerobics instructors do it until it hurts.
Agents do it undercover.
Air Traffic Controllers tell pilots how to do it.
Airlifters penetrate further, linger longer, and drop a bigger load.
Alpinists do it higher.
Alvin Toffler will do it in the future.
Amateur radio operators do it with frequency.
Ambulance drivers come quicker.
Anesthetists do it painlessly.
Animators do it 24 times a second
Anthropologists do it with culture.
Archeologists do it with mummies.
Archers use longer shafts.
Architects have great plans.
Artillerymen do it with a burst.
Artists do it by design.
Assassins do it from behind.
Astronauts do it in orbit.
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Astronomers do it under the stars.
Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus.
Auditors like to examine figures.
Australians do it down under.
Auto mechanics do it under hoods, using oil and grease.
BASIC programmers GOTO it.
Babysitters charge by the hour.
Bach did it with the organ.
Bailiffs always come to order.
Bakers knead it daily.
Ballet dancers do it on tip-toe.
Banana pickers do it in bunches.
Band members do it all night.
Band members do it in front of 100,000 people.
Band members do it on the football field.
Bank tellers do it with interest. Penalty for early withdrawl.
Bankers do it with interest.
Baptists do it under water.
Barbarians do it with anything. (As do orcs.)
Barbers do it with Brylcreem.
Bartenders do it on the rocks.
Baseball players do it with their bats.
Basketball players score more often.
Batman does it with Robin.
Beekeepers like to eat their honey.
Beethoven was the first to do it with a full orchestra.
Bell-ringers pull it themselves.
Bicyclists do it in 10 speeds.
Biologists do it with clones.
Body-builders do it with muscle.
Bookkeepers do it for the record.
Bookworms only read about it.
Bosses delegate the task to others.
Bowlers do it in the alley.
Bowlers have bigger balls.
Boxers do it with fists.
Boy Scouts do it in the woods. 
Bridge players try to get a rubber.
Buddhists imagine doing it.
Bus drivers come early and pull out on time.
Butchers have better meat.
Calculus students do it by parts.
Californians do it laid back.
Cardiologists do it halfheartedly.
Cardiologists do it lightheartedly.
Carpenters hammer it harder.
Carpet layers do it on the floor.
Catholics talk about it afterwards.
Cavaliers do it mounted.
Cheerleaders do it enthusiastically.
Chefs do it in the kitchen.
Chemists do it in test tubes. 
Chemists do it periodically on table.
Chemists like to experiment.
Chess players check their mates.
Choir boys do it unaccompanied.
City Planners do it with their eyes shut.
Clerics do it with their gods.
Clowns do it for laughs.
Cluster analysts do it in groups. Cockroaches have done it for millions 
of years, without apparent ill-effects.
Cocktail waitresses serve highballs.
Comedians do it for laughs.
Communications Engineers do it 'til it Hertz.
Communists do it without class.
Compiler writers optimize it, but they never get around to DOING it.
Computer game players just can't stop.
Computer nerds just simulate it.
Congressmen do it in the House.
Consultants tell other how to do it.
Cooks do it with oil, sugar and salt.
Cops do it by the book.
Cops do it with cuffs.
Cowboys handle anything horny.
Cowgirls like to ride bareback.
Cows do it in leather.
Crane operators have swinging balls.
Crosscountry runners do it in open fields.
Cryptographers do it secretly.
DJs do it on request.
DJs do it on the air.
Dan Quayle does it in the dark.
Dan Quayle does it with a potatoe [sic].
Dancers do it in leaps and bounds.
Dancers do it with their high heels on.
Data Processors do it in batches.
Deadheads do it with Jerry.
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure.
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck.
Delivery men do it at the rear entrance.
Demonstraters do it on the street.
Dental hygenists do it till it hurts.
Dentists do it in your mouth.
Dentists do it orally.
Dentists do it with filling.
Deprogrammers do it with sects.
Detectives do it under cover.
Dieticians eat better.
Digital hackers do it off and on.
Direct mailers get it in the sack.
Dispatchers do it with frequency.
Ditch diggers do it in a damp hole.
Divers always do it with buddies. (buddy system)
Divers always use rubbers.
Divers bring flashlights to see better down there.
Divers can stay down there for a long time.
Divers do it deeper.
Divers do it for a score.
Divers do it in an hour.
Divers do it under pressure.
Divers do it underwater.
Divers do it with a twist
Divers explore crevices.
Divers go down all the time.
Divers go down for hidden treasures.
Divers have a license to do it.
Divers like groping in the dark.
Divers like to take pictures down there.
Divers train to do it.
Doctors do it in the OR.
Doctors do it with patience.
Doctors do it with pills.
Doctors do it with stethoscopes.
Doctors take two aspirins and do it in the morning.
Don't do it with a banker. Most of them are tellers.
Drivers do it with their cars.
Druggists fill your prescription.
Druids do it in the bushes.
Druids do it with animals.
Druids leave no trace.
Drummers beat it.
Drummers do it in 4/4 time.
Drummers do it longer.
Drummers do it with both hands and feet.
Drummers do it with rhythm.
Drywallers are better bangers. 
Dungeon Masters do it any way they feel like.
Dungeon Masters do it anywhere they damn well please.
Dungeon Masters do it behind a screen.
Dungeon Masters do it in ways contrary to the laws of physics.
Dungeon Masters do it to you REAL GOOD.
Dungeon Masters do it whether you like it or not.
Dungeon Masters do it with dice.
Dungeon Masters have better encounters.
Dyslexic Particle Physicists do it with hadrons.
E. E. Cumming does it with ease.
Economists do it at bliss point.
Economists do it cyclically.
Economists do it in an Edgeworth Box.
Economists do it on demand.
Economists do it with a dual.
Economists do it with an atomistic competitor.
Economists do it with interest.
El Ed majors teach it by example.
Electrical Engineers are shocked when they do it.
Electrical Engineers do it on an Impulse.
Electrical Engineers do it with faster rise time.
Electrical Engineers do it with large capacities.
Electrical Engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance.
Electrical Engineers do it with super position.
Electrical Engineers resonate until it hertz.
Electricians are qualified to remove your shorts.
Electricians check your shorts.
Electricians do it just to plug it in
Electricians do it until it Hertz. 
Electricians do it with spark.
Electrochemists have greater potential.
Electron microscopists do it 100,000 times.
Elevator men do it up and down.
Elves do it in fairy rings.
Employers do it to employees.
Energizer Bunny keeps going, and going, and going . . .
Engineers are erectionist perfectionists.
Engineers charge by the hour.
Engineers do it any way they can.
Engineers do it in Mudd.
Engineers do it in practice.
Engineers do it to a first order approximation.
Engineers do it with precision.
English majors do it with an accent.
English majors do it with style.
Entomologists do it with insects.
Entrepreneurs do it with creativity and originality.
Evangelists do it with Him watching. 
Executives do it in three piece suits.
Executives have large staffs.
Existentialists do it alone.
F. B. I. does it under cover.
FM Disc Jockeys do it in stereo and with high fidelity.
FORTH programmers do it from behind.
FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.
FORTRAN programmers do it with double precision.
FORTRAN programmers just DO it.
Factor analysts rotate their principal components.
Faith healers do it with whatever they can lay their hands on.
Fan makers are the best blowers in the business.
Fantasy Roleplayers do it all night.
Fantasy roleplayers do it all weekend.
Fantasy roleplayers do it in a dungeon.
Fantasy roleplayers do it in a group.
Farmers do it in the dirt.
Farmers do it on a corn field.
Farmers spread it around.
Fed-Ex agents will absolutely, positively do it overnight.
Fencers do it in a full lunge.
Fencers do it with a thrust.
Fencers do it with three feet of sword.
Fetuses do it in-vitro.
Firemen are always in heat.
Firemen do it wearing rubber.
Firemen do it with a big hose. 
Firemen find `em hot, and leave `em wet.
Fishermen are proud of their rods.
Fishermen do it for reel.
Flagpole sitters do it in the air.
Flyers do it in the air.
Flyers do it on top, upside down, or rolling.
Football players are measured by the yard.
Football players do it offensively/defensively.
Forgers do it hot.
Four-wheelers eat more bush.
Frank Sinatra does it his way.
Frustrated hackers use self-modifying infinite perversion.
Furriers appreciate good beaver.
Fuzzy theorists both do it and don't do it.
Gamblers do it on a hunch.
Gamblers do it with a kidde (kitty).
Garbagemen come once a week.
Gardeners do it in bed.
Gardeners do it on the bushes.
Gardeners have 50 foot hoses.
Gas station attendants pump all day.
Generals have something to do with the stars.
Genetists do it with sick genes.
Geographers do it globally.
Geologists are great explorers.
Geologists do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterwards.
Geologists do it in folded beds.
Geologists do it to get their rocks off.
Geologists know how to make the bedrock.
Geometers do it constructively.
Gerald Ford does it on his face.
Gnomes are too short to do it.
Golfers always sink their putts.
Golfers do it in 18 holes.
Golfers do it with long shafts.
Golfers hit their balls with shafts.
Graduates do it by degrees.
Gravediggers die to do it.
Guitar players had their licks.
Guitar players have their pick.
Gymnasts do it with grace.
Gymnists mount and dismount well.
Gyneacologists mostly sniff, watch and finger. 
Hackers appreciate virtual dresses.
Hackers are I/O experts.
Hackers avoid deadly embrace.
Hackers discover the powers of two.
Hackers do it a little bit.
Hackers do it absolutely.
Hackers do it all night.
Hackers do it at link time.
Hackers do it attached.
Hackers do it automatically.
Hackers do it bottom up.
Hackers do it bug-free.
Hackers do it by the numbers.
Hackers do it concurrently.
Hackers do it conditionally.
Hackers do it detached.
Hackers do it digitally.
Hackers do it discreetly.
Hackers do it during PM.
Hackers do it during downtime.
Hackers do it efficiently.
Hackers do it faster.
Hackers do it graphically.
Hackers do it immediately.
Hackers do it in O(n log n).
Hackers do it in SEXTRAN.
Hackers do it in a HRRI.
Hackers do it in batches.
Hackers do it in dumps.
Hackers do it in less space.
Hackers do it in libraries.
Hackers do it in loops.
Hackers do it in parallel.
Hackers do it in stacks.
Hackers do it in the microcode.
Hackers do it in the software.
Hackers do it in trees.
Hackers do it in two states.
Hackers do it indirectly.
Hackers do it interactively.
Hackers do it iteratively.
Hackers do it loaded.
Hackers do it locally (or globally).
Hackers do it randomly.
Hackers do it recursively.
Hackers do it reentrantly.
Hackers do it relocatably.
Hackers do it sequentially.
Hackers do it synchronously.
Hackers do it top down.
Hackers do it with DDT.
Hackers do it with all sorts of characters.
Hackers do it with bugs.
Hackers do it with computers.
Hackers do it with daemons.
Hackers do it with editors.
Hackers do it with fewer instructions.
Hackers do it with high priority.
Hackers do it with insertion sorts.
Hackers do it with interrupts.
Hackers do it with key strokes.
Hackers do it with phantoms.
Hackers do it with quick sorts.
Hackers do it with recursive descent.
Hackers do it with side effects.
Hackers do it with simultaneous access.
Hackers do it with slaves.
Hackers do it with their fingers.
Hackers do it with words.
Hackers do it without a net.
Hackers do it without arguments.
Hackers do it without detaching.
Hackers do it without proof of termination.
Hackers do it without protection.
Hackers do it without you even knowing it.
Hackers don't do it -- they're hacking all the time.
Hackers get off on tight loops.
Hackers get overlaid.
Hackers have better software tools.
Hackers have faster access routines.
Hackers have good hardware.
Hackers have high bawd rates.
Hackers have high bod rates.
Hackers have it where it counts.
Hackers have response time.
Hackers know all the right MOVs.
Hackers know what to diddle.
Hackers make it quick.
Hackers multiply with stars.
Hackers stay logged in longer.
Hackers stay up longer.
Hackers take big bytes.
Hairdressers give the best blow jobs.
Ham radio operators do it till their GigaHertz
Ham radio operators do it with more frequency.
Handymen like good screws.
Hang-Gliders do it in the air.
Hedgehogs do it cautiously.
Helicopter pilots do it while hovering.
Hermits do it alone.
Historians study who did it.
Hobbits do it only if it isn't dangerous.
Hunters eat what they shoot.
Hunters go deeper into the bush.
IRS does it everywhere.
IRS does it to everyone.
Illusionists only LOOK like they're doing it.
Individualist does it with himself.
Interior decorators do it all over the house.
Inventors find a way to do it.
Jedi Knights do it forcefully.
Jedi Masters do it with even more Force.
Jews worry about doing it.
Jockeys do it on the horse-back.
Jockeys do it with whips and saddles.
Joggers do it on the run.
Judges watch it and give scores.
Jugglers do it with their balls in the air.
Kayakers do it, roll over, and do it again.
Landlords do it every month.
Landscapers plant it deeper.
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
Let a gardener trim your bush today.
Librarians do it by the book.
Librarians do it on the shelfs.
Locksmiths can get into anything.
Macintosh programmers do it in windows
Magic Users have crystal balls.
Magicians are quicker than the eye.
Magicians do it with rabbits.
Maintenance men sweep 'em off their feet.
Managers have someone do it for them.
Managers make others do it.
Mathematicians do it constantly.
Mathematicians do it continuously.
Mathematicians do it discretely.
Mathematicians do it forever if they can do one and can do one more.
Mathematicians do it to their limits.
Mathematicians do it without limit.
Mathematicians do over an open unmeasurable interval.
Mathematicians have to prove they did it.
Mechanics do it from underneath.
Mechanics do it on their backs.
Mechanics have to jack it up and then do it.
Medical researchers make mice do it first.
Mermaids CAN'T do it.
Meteorologists do it unpredictably.
Milkmen deliver twice a week.
Millionaires pay to have it done.
Miners do it deeper than divers.
Models do it in any position.
Models do it with all kinds of fancy dresses on.
Monks do it by hand.
Motorcyclists like something hot between their legs.
Mountain climbers do it on the rocks.
Mountaineers do it with ropes.
Movie stars do it on film.
Multitaskers do it Everywhere: Concurrently.
Native Americans do it with reservations.
Navigators can show you the way.
New users do it after reading the helpfile.
New users do it after receiving advice.
Newspaper boys do it in front of every door.
Nike wants you to just do it.
Non-smokers do it without huffing and puffing.
Novices do it with instructions.
Nuclear engineers do it hotter than anyone else.
Nuns do it out of habit. 
Nurses do it with care.
OPERATOR does it automatically.
Oarsmen stroke till it hurts.
Oceanographers do it down under.
Organists do it with both hands and both feet.
Pantomimists do it silently.
Paratroopers do it by vertical insertion.
Pathologists do it with corpses.
Patients do it in bed, sometimes with great pain.
Perfectionists do it better.
Pessimists can't do it.
Pessimists do it with a sigh.
Pharmacologists do it by prescription.
Philosophers do it for pure reasons.
Philosophers do it in their minds.
Philosophers go deep.
Philosophers think about doing it.
Philosophers think they do it.
Philosophers wonder why they did it.
Photographers are better developed.
Photographers do it with a flash.
Physicists do it with large expensive machinery. 
Physicists get a big bang.
Physics majors do it at the speed of light.
Piano players have faster fingers
Piano students learn on their teachers' instruments.
Pilots do it to get high.
Pizza delivery boys come in 30 minutes, or it's free.
Plumbers do it under the sink.
Poker players do it with their own hand.
Polaroid does it in seconds.
Policemen like big busts.
Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
Politicians do it to make the headlines.
Politicians do it with everyone. 
Pool cleaners do it wet.
Postmen come slower.
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Proctologists do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine.
Professors do it by the book.
Professors forget to do it.
Programmers repeat it until done.
Prostitutes do it for profit.
Psychiatrists do it for at least fifty dollars per session.
Psychiatrists do it on the couch.
Psychologists think they do it.
Pyrotechnics experts do it with a blinding flash.
Racers like to come in first.
Radio and TV Announcers broadcast it.
Radiologists do it with high frequency.
Rally drivers do it sideways.
Rangers do it in the woods.
Rangers do it with all the animals in the woods.
Real estate people know all the prime spots.
Receptionists do it over the phone.
Recyclers use it again.
Reporters do it for a story.
Reporters do it for the sensation it causes.
Republicans do it to poor people.
Research professors do it only if they get grants.
Researchers are still looking for it.
Robots do it mechanically.
Rocket scientists do it with higher thrust.
Royal guards do it in uniforms.
Rugby players do it with leather balls.
Runners get into more pants.
SIMULA programmers do it with CLASS.
Sailors do it after cruising the seven seas.
Scientists discovered it.
Scientists do it with plenty of research.
Scotsmen do it with Amazing Grace.
Scuba divers do it deeper.
Secretaries do it from 9 to 5.
Seismologists make the earth move.
Senators do it on the floor.
Shakespearean scholars do it... or don't do it, that is the question....
Sheep do it when led astray.
Shubert didn't finish it.
Singers do it with microphones.
Skaters do it on ice.
Skeet Shooters do it 25 times in 9 different positions
Skeletons do it with a bone. 
Skeptics doubt about it.
Skiers do it with poles.
Skiers go down fast.
Sky divers NEVER do it without a chute.
Sky divers do it in the air.
Skydivers are good till the last drop.
Skydivers do it at great heights.
Skydivers go down faster.
Slaves do it for the masters.
Small boat sailors do it by pumping, rocking, and ooching.
Snakes do it in the grass.
Soccer players do it in 90 minutes.
Soccer players have leather balls.
Software designers do it over and over until they get it right.
Soldiers do it standing erect.
Soldiers do it with a machine gun.
Sopranos do it in unison.
Spies do it under cover.
Sportscasters like an instant replay.
Sprinters do it after years of conditioning.
Sprinters do it in less than 10 seconds.
Statisticians do it continuously but discretely.
Statisticians do it with 95% confidence. 
Statisticians do it with large numbers.
Statisticians do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected.
Statisticians do it. After all, it's only normal.
Statisticians probably do it. 
Stewardesses do it in the air.
Stragglers do it in the rear.
Students do it as exercises.
Students use their heads.
Submariners use their torpedoes.
Supercomputer users do it in parallel.
Surfers do it in waves.
Surfers do it standing up.
Surgeons are smooth operators.
Swimmers do it in the water.
Swimmers do it with a breast stroke.
Swimmers do it with better strokes.
SysOps do it with their computers.
System hackers know where to poke.
Tailors come with no strings attached.
Tailors make it fit.
Tap dancers do it with their feet.
Taxi cab drivers come faster.
Taxi cab drivers do it all over town.
Teachers do it repeatedly.
Teachers do it with class.
Technicians do it with frequency.
Tennis players cannot play with balls all day long (too tired).
Tennis players do it in their shorts.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Thieves do it with their lock picks.
Trainees do it as practice.
Trombone players do it in 7 positions.
Trombones do it faster.
Trombonists use more positions.
Trumpet players blow the best
Tuba players do it with big horns.
Tubas do it deeper.
Typesetters do it between periods.
Undertakers do it with corpses.
Unix Programmers must C her's.
Usenet freaks do it with hard drives. 
Usenet news freaks do it with many groups at once.
Vacationers do it in a leisure way.
Vagrants do it everywhere. 
Vegetarians don't do it with meats.
Veterans have much more experience than the fresh-handed.
Veterinarians do it with sick animals.
Vicars do it with amazing grace.
Victims are those who got it.
Viewers do it with eyes.
Violinists do it gently.
Visitors come and see it.
Vocalists are good in their mouths.
Volcanologists know how violent it can be.
Volunteers do it willingly.
Voters will decide who can do it.
WW I GIs did it over there.
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips.
Waitresses serve it hot.
Water Skiers do it with cuts.
Welders do it with hot rods.
Well diggers do it in a hole.
Wrestlers try not to do it on their backs.
Zen Monks do it and don't do it.
Zippermakers do it on the fly.
Zoologists do it with animals.