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A Brief Gandhi Biography
Q: Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. All of this made him what?
A: A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
A Canadian, a Russian, and an American each bought a toilet. The Russian bought a wooden toilet, the Canadian bought a marble toilet, and the American bought a musical toilet.
The next day the Canadian came back to complain and said, "I want a refund. Every time I use the toilet, I slip off."
The day after that the Russian came and complained, "I want a refund. Every time I sit on the toilet I get splinters in my bottom."
The following day, the American came to say, "I want a refund. Every time I sit down, I hear my national anthem and have to stand up."
Bizarre Book Titles
1. Mated With A Clown; 1884
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How's Your French?
"In France, they're having trouble translating a lot of Internet terms into French. In France the law is you have to use French words."
"For example, there are no French words for surfing the Web, there aren't any French words for chat session, and there aren't any French words for hacker."
" Of course, a lot of other words don't translate to French either: military victory, deodorant..."
- Jay Leno
I'll bet what motivated the British to colonize so much of the world is that they were just looking for a decent meal.
Q: What is the definition of a fad?
A: Something that goes into one era and out the other.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
- Sir. Winston Churchill
Strange, But True
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
Stranger Than Fiction?
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.
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