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Here are some important tips to remember: 1) If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2) If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out. 3) If you fatten up everyone around you, you will look much slimmer. 4) Chocolate is the universal substitute. For example, if you are out of carrots, you may substitute chocolate with no fear of added calories. 5) Movie related foods ( such as popcorn or Milk Duds) don't count because they are part of the total entertainment package. 6) Broken cookies or brownie pieces have no calories because the act of breaking causes total calorie leakage.