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Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps! Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants. Here I stand before you, not behind you; to address you, not to undress you; to tell you a story I know nothing about: Christopher Cucumber sailed a snail down the Mississloppy River to reach his detention. If you don't believe this story, ask the blind man. He saw it all!
Try these!Disney: Hours of entertainmentCartoon Network: All your favorites are here. Well, most of them. Lissa explains: 6th grader tells you how to make web pages Cyber Kids: Sports Illustrated For Kids: Wacky Scientist: Fun science for those rainy Saturdays Hotmail: Get your own free email address. Enchanted Learning: Astronomy, Jokes, Dinosaurs, Volcanoes... 4 Kids: Interesting things to read and do Bonus for Kids: Super Site for Kids Cartoon Corner: Learn how to draw cartoons and more. CBC for Kids: Interesting stuff Discovery for Kids: Strange, crazy, but cool Earth and Moon viewer: Actual photos from space! Fun Brain: Fun quizzes and mind games Funology: Magic tricks, jokes, recipes, and more Funschool dot com: Especially for 5th and 6th graders Funster: Two player word games Grand Illusions: Optical illusions, scientific toys, magic Grandpa Tucker's rhymes and tales: Silly rhymes, fun stories National Geographic for kids: Animals, oceans, all sorts of stuff Trivia quizzes: Test yourself against 1000's of other kids Scanning Electron Microscope: See some gross stuff close-up! Why Files: Learn how things work. Thinks dot com: Word games, puzzles Time Machine: Learn what happened long ago. Planet Zoom: Especially for kids World Village for kids: Games and puzzles Yahooligans: Web Guide for kids Yucky Kids: The yuckiest site on the web Zu Zu: Fun stuff for kids by kids Chem 4 Kids: Learn about chemistry! Cool Science: Cool science for curious kids Disappearing Dinosaurs: Learn all about those ancient monsters Myth Web: Learn about those ancient heroes and monsters Make a splash with color: Beautiful NASA Kids: Space stuff for kids Oceanography: All about the oceans Story fun: Write a silly story online! Musuem of unnatural history: Try it. You'll like it. Windows to the universe: Fantastic space site Where in the world?: Geography games Toucan Sam: Rain forest stuff Sciencespot: Especially for kids Brain teasers: Test your skills here. Neo Pets: Get a free virtual pet. Doll Z Mania: Make online dolls. Fantastic fun for girls.
What would you like to do now?Smell some dirty socks.:Learn how to stack greased BB's.: Write a letter to Santa.: Clean out my belly button.:
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