Perry The Postal Worker's Astrological Forecast     It started a few years ago. Perry the Postal Worker found he was able to predict the future.  Perry receives messages from beyond.   Sometimes he can sense the arrival of strange, sensational, other-worldly periodicals....The Weekly World News, Trailer Park Monthly, The Washington Post.  Now you can harness Perry's powers everyday.  Five times a week Perry stops what he's doing at the mail sorter, and listens to the voices..... It's "fun with water day" today!  Be daring, dress up as a fire hydrant and hang out at the dog pound.  Throwing water balloons is always fun, so climb to the top of city hall and pelt unsuspecting bureaucrats.  Remember, water is supposed to be put in squirt guns, not the soft drink squirt.  In the afternoon hours, bring in the garden hose, and hose grandma's delicate thimble collection.   Today you will sue David Hasslehoff for hoarding the worlds cheese supply.  A wandering psychic will tell you that your marriage is a "match made in Detroit." Women stop refering to your husband as "Ned the Human Bus."  Your focus is on love, romance, finances and small hand grenades.  Avoid driving a golf cart on the freeway. Start saving styrofoam cups, you may need to float ashore.   Be careful today near high places, sharp or hot objects, and bricklayers with wet mortar.  Personal hygiene is a concern today, remember to clip your toenails with standard nail clippers, not a turbo charged weed wacker.  See a doctor today if you continue to have nightmares that Pat Sajak moves in next door. Excitement arrives in the evening as you are credited with discovering the world's first peanut butter and jellyfish.   You have the patience for detail work today, fill the cracks in your driveway with week old coffee grounds.  Parties and celebrations could be in store this evening.  Be prepared, don't go to any gathering without bringing your Tom Bosley jello mold.  Virgos, Libra's and ex-con's named Snookie The Human Meat Grinder figure prominently.  Share your experiences with loved ones.  Begin by telling them about the time you were arrested for tearing the crust off your bread.   Start your day with a good workout. begin by moving all your kitchen appliances onto the roof.  After you work up a good sweat, you'll want to cool off, so run through the sprinklers with an ice cube tray on your head.  Creativity is the high point of your day, so find time to write a novel, sculpt some pottery, or watch endless reruns of Barnaby Jones. You'll feel an urge in the afternoon to get closer to your roots, this can be accomplished by getting intimate with the base of all oak trees on your street.   You may be detained today for beating eggs. Common sense prevails today, so declare any marriage proposal from anyone claiming to be Tommy Lee. Do your part to further education by donating a chunk of cash to "Nervous Ernie's Welding Academy. In the afternoon hours, get involved in community affairs by secretly auctioning off the mayors immediate family. Your career blossoms today as you accept a lucrative job in New York as a parking spot.   Romance, education, and rotating the tire on you unicycle are in your forecast today.  Be safety conscious today, don't invite local arsonists over to