Things Not To Say During Sex
- Someone's putting on a little weight.
- Where do you want to eat after this?
- Alright; Let's bring 'er on home.
- Who's your Grandpa?
- Oh, I forgot to tell you your Mother called.
- Someone needs an Altoid.
- HI HO HI HO...
- I think I can, I think I can.
- Hey no slacking.
- Let me show you a move my last girlfriend taught me.
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