Christmas Joke Page
Some of Santa's favorite jokes, a few that had the elves giggling for hours, and one or two that made Rudolph laugh SO hard he almost laughed his nose off!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho ho ho
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
Overheard in the Santa's office:
Elvin: Santa? What ever happened to the 10th reindeer, Olive?
Santa: Olive?
Elvin: Yeah Santa, you know, "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...."
If you have a favorite joke you'd like to share, make sure to send it to
Mrs. Claus