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For all you teachers and parents and lovers of children out there.

                      I'VE LEARNED...

...my daddy can say a lot of words I can't.  -- age 8

...if you spread the peas out on your plate it looks like you ate more. --- age 6

...just when I get my room the way I like it mom makes me clean it up. ---- age 13

...you can be in love with four girls at the same time. --age 9

...you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. ---age 7

...if you laugh and drink soda pop at the same time, it will come out your nose. --- age 7

...when mommy and daddy shout at each other it scares me. ---age 5

...when daddy kisses me in the mornings he smells like a piece of Jolly Rancher candy.  ---age 10

...when I eat fish sticks, They help me swim faster because they're fish. ---age 7

...when  I wave at people in the country they stop what they're doing and wave back.  ---age 9

...when I grow up, I'm going to be an artist. It's in my blood. --- age 8

...you can't judge boys by the way they look.  --age 12

...if you want to cheer yourself up, you  should try cheering someone else up.  ---age 13

...you should never jump out of a second story window using a sheet for a parachute.---age 10

...parents are very hard to live with.   ---age 12

...sometimes the tooth fairy doesn't always come. Sometimes he's broke.--- age 8

...if you talk too long on the phone with a girl, your parents suspect something is going on. --- age 11

...girls sweat just as much as boys. --- age 11

...when wearing suspenders with one strap down, you need to be careful going to the bathroom. --- age 10

...if you put a June bug down a girls dress, she goes crazy. ---age 6

...it always makes me feel good to see my parents holding hands. --- age 13

...you shouldn't confuse a black crayon with a Tootsie Roll. --- age 10

...I would like to be a horse and live on a ranch, if only cowboys didn't wear spurs.  ---age 8

...I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night".  --- age 7

...sometimes I don't like to play ball with daddy because he gets mad when I drop the ball. --- age 10

...milk helps keep your bones from bending over.  ---age 7

...the teacher always calls on me the time I don't know the answer. --- age 9

...how to hold animals without killing them.--- age 5

...when you have three of your wild friends in the car the driver freaks. --- age 9

...gold fish don't like jello.  ---age 5

...you should say your prayers every night.  ---age 9

...the older I get the less attention I get.  ---age 6

...sometimes my mother laughs so hard that she snorts. ---age 7


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