NBA Sucks, Go Knicks!!!

Welcome to my webpage. I have created it so I can express my feelings over the NBA's most bullshit act of incompetance in its 50 year history. Of course I am talking about the suspensions handed out in the Knicks vs. Heat series of the 1997 NBA Playoffs. If you wish to express your true feelings in the form of cussing and/or death threats, call the Miami Heat at (305) 577-4328. The Miami Heat newsgroup is alt.sports.basketball.nba.miami-heat. Let your voice be heard with news articles full of cussing and computer visus. Also, here is the e-mail address of a Heat fan. I've been taking lots of crap from him after expressing my views in the Heat newsgroup. I now hate everything that has to do with the NBA (except for the Knicks). From now on, I'm gonna only follow the CBA. As far as David Stern goes, he's a gay fucking asshole and I hope he dies by choking on his own nads after they've been removed from his nutsack with a rusty spoon. Actually, his nads are probably so small that they'd just slide right down his throat. I wouldn't know, but I'd be willing to bet that Pat Riley would. After all, he sucks on them all fucking day long. The NBA had two reasons for coming up with the decisions they did. 1) They wanted to fuck up the best team in the NBA. 2) They're all faggots. Here is the NBA's reasoning for the suspensions (or in some cases lack thereof) of each player. Before we get to it, though, I would just like to point out that I don't neccessarily agree with the points of view represented in this reasoning. In fact, I think it's absolute bullshit:

Patrick Ewing

During the fight, Patrick got out of his seat on the bench and observed from far away the events which took place. What he did was completely uncalled for! Therefore, it was the duty of the NBA to deny him a probable championship ring which he has worked towards for so long. It was definately appropriate to suspend him for the first time in his career and therefore cause him to miss his first ever playoff game.

Larry Johnson

LJ actually tried to break up the fight. That's the refs job. How dare he try to dictate their authority! How dare he try to prevent a potential career-ending injury a Knick player! He got off easy with just one game.

Allan Houston

From the looks of things, Allan Houston did not do anything wrong. But those who think this obviously have not looked hard enough. You see, Houston was playing better than one else on the Knicks at that time. Since the Knicks caused the fight, they should be punished by having one of their best players suspended.

John Starks

John Starks was suspended for giving the crowd the finger. And although the fucking faggotty Miami fans deserved it, he should never have thought that he could get away with something that other players do all the time. The NBA likes the other palyers. The league doesn't like the Knicks because unlike all other teams, they refused to fuck David Stern in the ass. Getting back to John Starks, a major factor that contributed to his suspension was the fact that if they didn't suspend him, then the Knicks would have two good shooting guards availible for Game 7. That shouldn't be!

Charlie Ward

He got thrown into a row of photographers. Because he let himself be thrown by someone twice his size, he endangered the photographers. The rest of the Knicks could also be blamed for this one. After all, Florida State's offensive line never let Ward get sacked like that. And it was painfully obvious that he was going for P.J. Brown's knees anyway.

Dontae' Jones

Dontae' got suspended simply because the NBA had not suspended enough Knicks yet. The more the merrier!

P.J. Brown

P.J. Brown had every right to defend himself. After all, Charlie Ward started it by going for his knees. All P.J. did in response was flagrently foul Ward with an attempt to cripple him. Two games was actually a bit harsh.

Alonzo Mourning

He pushed, he shoved, he punched, he elbowed, he cussed, he spat, he raped, he sodomized, but the important thing is that he was already on the floor at the time of the incident. That's why he didn't get suspended. Well, that and the fact that his mom only charges David Stern half-price.

Jamal Mashburn

Same as Alonzo Mourning.

Pat Riley

Not only did he tell P.J. to flip Charlie Ward while standing next to the Knicks bench, he was the first to run onto the court. But hasn't the NBA already done enough to the Heat? They nullified Juwan Howard's contract simply because it put Miami about $80 million over the salary cap. That really sin't a very good excuse on the part of the NBA. And who could forget what happened before that? The NBA made Miami give an entire draft pick to the Knicks just because the Heat tampered with ex-Knick coach Pat Riley while he was still under contract in New York. That's just terrible on David Stern's part. He made up for it though by giving each Miami player a blow job before their opening game during the regular season.


1999 QUOTE OF THE YEAR:

"I got frustrated, threw the
ball.  (Shaq) pushed me and I threw the
ball at him.  If it was vice versa,
he wouldn't have gotten ejected."
-Chris Dudley

LATEST UPDATE: The Knicks made it all the way to the NBA Finals this year, despite entering the playoffs as the number 8 seed in the East. They beat Miami 3-2 in the first round (That's two years in a row, baby! See what happens when David Stern and Rod Thorn don't get involved?), Atlanta 4-0 in the second round (they suck more cock than David Stern's mom.), and Indiana 4-2 in the third round (Ha ha! They thought they were so fucking good! Reggie Miller can't do shit against Houston and Sprewell, even when Ewing and LJ aren't there!). But in the Finals, Ewing was out with a torn achilles the half the team had injuries (LJ, Camby, Dudley, Childs... David Wingate but he doesn't count because he absolutley blows)... so they lost to San Antonio... and the would have won easily with Ewing in there to guard Robinson and Duncan... the Twin Faggots... errr... I mean Towers... But anyway, they got all the way there and lost... FUCK!!!


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The Knicks rule! They could kick the Heat's asses in a real series.


The Knicks could have beaten the Bulls. Beat 'em twice during the season.


How the fuck did P.J. Brown get the Citizenship Award?


This is what I think of David Stern, Pat Riley, and P.J. Brown.


lol... funny!

FUCK P.J. BROWN!!!


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Go ahead and bomb me! I never check this account! If you have a problem with this site, you can go to hell! Pat Riley will join you there as soon as I beat him with a shovel and burn him in ritual sacrifice to the high Gods, Patrick Ewing, Larry Johnson, Latrell Sprewell, Allan Houston, Charlie Ward, Kurt Thomas, Chris Childs, Marcus Camby, Chris Dudley, David Wingate, Herb Williams, Rick Brunson, and Ben Davis... yes, even Ben Davis (they haven't officially cut him yet).


3/28/99: Tonight's Knicks vs. Lakers game was totally bullshit. Don't feel like explaining why. Too drunk.
*DISCLAIMER* Some of the material on this page may severly piss off the National Basketball Association. But I really don't give a shit! If the fucking NBA tries to fucking sue me for what I put on this page, then every Knicks player, coach, executive, and fan, including myself, will sue the NBA's sorry ass for fucking up the Knicks so badly. We will press charges against the NBA for accepting bribery and against the Miami Heat for countless acts of sodomy, and Pat Riley for solicitation of prostitution and gay statutory rape. Oh yeah, and he also joined the Heat while he was still under contract with the Knicks. But we're just gonna overlook that one. The NBA already took care of it. They gave the Knicks an enire first round draft pick as compensation for the illegal departure of Pat Riley! Who did they get with that pick? Walter McCarty? Oh yeah, he's real good! Where is he now? Boston? He should be in the CBA! He's so fucking bad!