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Riley Honored Pat Riley, who recently became the first coach in NBA history to whack off on the bench during a game, was named the BM Queer of the Year for 1969 after guiding the Heat to a league-best 13-2 record in the absence of Knicks' center Patrick Ewing. Riley should also be given credit for helping to arrange Patrick's injury, as well as the random suspensions of last year's playoffs. Don't Miss Out! Subscribe now to the Miami HEAT Gay Porno Magazine, the only place to get the inside scoop on your least favorite team, as well as naked picutes of Alonso Mourning and Tim Hardaway. Each issue is packed full of player center-folds, nude photos, and an exclusive hardcore section featuring Heat President, Senior Executive Fag, and Head Coach Pat Riley. March's edition featurers Voshon Lenard naked. Heat Shit! Heat fans, celebrate the team's 69th anniversary this season with $69.00 off on tickets to select games vs. below .500 teams, who the Heat will probably lose to anyway. Find out how to win a limited-edition nude photo of the first-ever Heat
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 YOUR 1997-98 MIAMI HEAT!!!
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