Once I worked as an operator on
an
old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college.
My position had been reclass-ified to fall into
a new area outside of the I/S staff.
One day, my new supervisor entered the room
and stared at the air conditioning unit directly behind me.
He studied the two flashing lights for a few moments
and asked what job it was currently processing.
I killed my career by replying, "Actually, sir, it's cooling
the room. The computer is over here."
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