The following list contains many words and phrases that are considered vulgar and slang, but among those, there are words and terms that may have a non-slang, or otherwise "correct" meaning.
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no real translation; suffix that can be added freely to ANY word...
e.g.: Shutup, dickwad! Piss off, asswad! Go away, stainwad!
A
arse bandit
HomoSexual
John is an arse bandit
Arsehole
anus
British equivalent of asshole
arvo
afternoon
This word is used extensively in Australia and also in England in some places.
ass boy (noun)
Derogatory term for male homosexual. "Whatever you say, ass boy."
ass
buttocks
Now acceptable term on US television. 'John has a big ass.'
assfuck
asshole, shithead
Adj; Said in place of saying no, or when someone says something stupid and a smart retort is needed. Usage: Not quite, assfuck.
asshole
anus; detrimental person
second meaning very common nowadays. 'Mary thinks that John is an asshole.'
asswipe (compound noun)
human male
Used detrimentally. 'Hey, asswipe, when are you going to give me back the five bucks you borrowed from me?'
toilet paper
Not commonly used today.
asswipe
Worthless piece of paper, like a parking ticket
aunty (noun)
likable older gay male, not necessarily effeminate
B
ball (noun)
stupid or silly person
Generally used in response to an unintelligent action, such as in "Don't be a ball." or sarcastically responding to something stupid said: "Okay.... ball." or as an observation of another's character (or lack thereof): "Hope is such a ball." This word comes from the reference to the testicle.
ball (verb)
to fornicate
Popular term in the US during the 70s
ball
testicle
Usually used in the plural. Not considered obscene today. 'John has a big pair of balls.'
baltic (adj.)
cold
mainly used in the phrase 'it's bloody baltic'
bang (verb, transitive)
to fornicate
Does not seem to have intransitive use:\] 'John banged Mary all night.' '*John and Mary banged all night.'
basket (noun)
The visible shape that the male genitals make in one's pants
'John has a big basket.'
bastard (noun)
a despicable person, illegitamate male
very common term, less offenssive today than a generation ago: 'Mary believes that John is a real bastard.'
baths, the (noun, plural)
gay steam bath
common term for steam bath. 'John got laid at the baths last night.'
be on the rag (verb phrase)
have one's menstrual period
stronger than 'period': 'Mary is on the rag.'
bear (count noun)
a hairy beefy gay male
'Both Mary and John like bears.'
beast with two backs (noun)
the form of a couple during intercourse
Often used with "to make." John made the beast with two backs with Mary last night.
beat off (verb, transitive and intransitive)
jack off (verb, trans. and intransitive)
variation of jack off. Used less commonly. 'John beats off twice a night.'
beaver (noun, slang)
Vagina
Usage: Sexual slang, vulgar. For example; Show me your beaver, love. Etymology: Probably from furry skin of animal of similar name Pronounciation: Bee-vah
beef (noun, noncount)
well-built male
used by both the heterosexual and homosexual communities. 'Mary gets turned on by beef.'
beef curtains (noun)
offensive term for the female genitals
using this term to describe an induvidual girls parts, when she is present will invite quite a lot of abuse, as it alludes to a female being well packed and not very clean, i.e. 'Mary, I bet when you're in the shower with the window open, your beef curtains flap around in the wind' followed by a slap and a thud as john hits the floor.
bell end
tip of the penis
enlish slang, can be used to desribe the body part or as an insult, words should be rung together, as if the second l was the beginging of end,
berk
an idiot (usually male)
derived from rhyming slang (Berkley hunt, cunt), though "Berkley" would normally be pronounced, "BARKley"
bi (adjective)
bisexual
abbreviated form of bisexual: 'John is bi.'
biatch (noun)
variant of bitch
Can be used to refer to a male or a female, a friend or an enemy. eg: "What are you doing, biatch?"
biffy (noun, count, definite)
bathroom, restroom
Canadian term: 'Mary's in the biffy.'
bitch
an oppressive woman
term has gained general acceptance in recent times; original terms refers to 'female dog.' 'John found Mary out to be a vicious bitch.'
bloody hell (b&lUdI hell)
oh my gosh
english slang, used to express shock, the h can be silent,(for accent purposes), better sounding when pronounsed slower.
blow job
fellatio
Standard unacceptable term. 'Mary gave John a good blow job.'
blow your wad
To ejaculate, to indicate surprise or excitement
John blew his wad when he won the lottery John blew his wad when he saw mary naked.
To spend all of your money
John took Mary out and blew his wad on an expensive meal.
bob (noun)
big ol bitch
used to describe extremely obese women. ie. hey, look out for the bob.
boiler
ugly woman
That bird is a right boiler
boink (verb, transitive)
Have intercourse with. 'John likes to boink Mary.'
current slang.
bollocks , bollicks
uk slang the chap is a bit balls,or a load of bolicks
boner (noun, count)
erection
Term not heard much today: 'John had his first boner when he was ten.'
boob
breast (female)
Relatively acceptable today. 'Mary has big boobs.'
brown (verb)
to sniff an asshole; to butter someone up in order to win a favor.
First meaning uncommon; second meaning common in the military and other large organizational institutions.
buddy (noun)
pal, guy
Very used in the States
bugger (noun)
One who copulates in the rectum.
See 'buggery'.
buggery (noun)
The act of copulating in the rectum.
A legal term in British and Canadian law.
built like a brick shithouse (nounphrase, idiom)
well built physiologically
'John is built like a brick shithouse.'
bull dyke (compound noun)
masculine lesbian
synonym for diesel dyke. Term not commonly used today.
bum-bandit
person (male) who bangs bums
it should be quite clear in what circumstance(s) this word could be used
bunghole (noun)
anus
very popular usage among US adolescents due in large part to MTV's Beavis and Butthead. Huhuhuhuhuh.
buns (noun, plural)
buttocks
'Mary likes John's buns.'
bush boogie (noun)
black person
very derogatory term referring to Blacks; derived from their jungle origins.
butch (adjective)
masculine
Term used may be used in heterosexual community, but is frequent (or used to be) in the gay community. 'Mary is very butch, and so is John.'
C
cacker (noun)
someone who cacks
Used as provocative gesture to unsavoury characters: eg "Sod off you cacker Rawhide"
camel toes
vagina
a vagina as seen through a tight pair of jeans or pants.10
can (noun)
Restroom, room with a toilet (toilets). 'John passed out in the can.'
Very commonly used.
cancer stick (noun, count)
A cigarette
John, if you keep smoking those cancer sticks the way you do, they'll kill you.
carpet muncher
(noun) a person who performs cunninlingus
cathouse (compound noun, count)
whorehouse
Not used as commonly as 'whorehouse': "John found out that Mary was earning 10 bucks a night at the local cathouse."
cherry (noun)
hymen, state of being verginal
standard colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary lost her cherry when she was 14.' Term can be used for males who have had their first sexual experience: 'John lost his cherry last night.'
chicken hawk
Gay male who likes underage males.
Alternative form of 'chicken queen', used by 'masculine' gay males. 'John considers himself a chicken hawk.'
chicken queen
gay male who is attracted to underage males homosexuals
Used somewhat derogatorily.
chicken
underage male.
Used in the gay world only.
chief (noun)
a stupid person
You're thick - i.e. 'You're a chief' Not rude at all.
choad (noun)
penis
Popular high school word. Not to be confused with "chode", which isn't as strong, and only means stupid or dumb
chocolate cha cha
Have anal intercourse
John and George danced the chocolate cha cha all night.
chode- OR -chode
dumb person; can be used alone OR as a prefix OR as a suffix
e.g.: Shut up, chodelick! Piss off, dickchode! You're a chode!
choke the chicken (verb phrase)
to masturbate
"Bill was choking the chicken while reading Playboy"
chow box
Eat Pussy
Can be used as a command
Christacrutchian
An insult
A bible thumping, back sliding hypocrite, or more technically know as a Backslidious Hypocritious:) and simply called a Chian!!!!
chubby chaser
male who is attracted to fat homosexuals
used humnorously. 'Mary thinks that John is a chubby chaser.'
chuck
throw
"to throw a ball"
to vomit
"I'm going to chuck..."
circle jerk (compound noun, count)
An event where a group of males stand facing each other in a circle, each one masturbating.
Not used in the straight community much except by young adoleschents who are first experiencing the joys of sex. 'John takes part in a circle jerk every Saturday night.'
clap, the (noun, singular)
gonorrhea
Common term: 'John got the clap at the tubs again.'
clipped
circumcised
clit fight (verb)
A sexual game between two women
The sex fight game, played between two women who fuck each other with their clits. For more details about the sex fight game see the phrase sex fighter
clit
clitoris
abbreviated form of clitoris. This word should not be used in the presence of women except politically uncorrect ones.
closet (noun, mass)
Hiding ones gayness.
Term originated as 'in the closet', then 'out of the closet' to refer to acknowledging ones gayness: 'John was in the closet for a long time before he came out of the closet last year.' Term has since been extended to refer to any skeleton in the closet; i.e., anything one is unwilling to be open about.
closet queen (compound noun, count)
A person in the closet.
Term used only in the gay community, not used much today. 'John was a closet queen before he came out.'
cock ring (noun, count)
A piece of leather (usually) worn around the shank of the penis
It purpose is to enhance an erection. 'John bought a new cock ring and wears it on weekends.' Term came out of the closet in the TV film 'Tales of the City.'
cock
penis
This is one of the more common synonyms for penis. 'John has a small cock.'
cocksmoker (noun)
A fellator
Any male person. Canadian term.
cocksucker (noun)
A fellator; any male person.
The term is used in a deragatory and insulting way. 'Hey, you goddamn cocksucker, give my condoms back to John.'
come (verb, intransitive)
ejaculate
sometimes spelled as 'cum'. The verb is irregular - it is conjugated like 'come': "John came this morning."
come stain( noun)
Stain (usually found on sheets)created by the remnants of intercourse fluids. Someone who is a real jerk.
"Did you get the come stain out of the sheet?" "Fuck you , come stain." Also may be spelled cum stain.
coon (noun)
black person
cornhole (verb, trans.)
to have anal intercourse with someone
This terms seems to be passing into obscurity: 'John cornholes Bill once a month.'
cotton picker (noun)
black person
Derogatory term for Blacks. Its origins refer to the US's period of slavery. It is a BIG insult to any black person in America.
crabs
body lice found in the pubic area
Old term. 'Mary found crabs in her pubes.'
cracker (noun)
white person
A term used toward white people, although most Whites do not seem to be offended by this term.
crap (noun, mass)
feces
Common term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour room conversation: 'There is crap all over the front yard!'
crap (verb, intrans.)
defecate
Like other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour room conversation: 'John craps twice a day.'
crap (verb, trans.)
defecate
Like other similar neutral terms, this one should not be used n parlour room conversation. Its direct object is the goal of location: 'John crapped his pants.'
crapper (noun, count)
restroom, toilet
Common term, not offensive, but should not be used in parlour room conversation: 'John is in the crapper.' Mary is sitting on the crapper.' This term became immortalized when the flush toilet was invented by a Mr. Crapper.
cream one's jeans (verb phrase, idiom)
to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)
In addition to its obvious meaning term may also refer to someone getting very excited over something: 'John creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of James Dean.' 'John creamed his jeans when he saw Bill's restored '57 Chev.'
cum (neutral, noun)
semen, ejaculate
Possibly from "to come" (i.e. to ejaculate), it is widely used in the porn industry (vide porn video dialogues & titles); also used as a verb, as in "John is cumming inside Mary".
cunt
vagina
Considered more offensive than 'fuck' today.
woman
A very offensive word refering to a woman, stronger than 'bitch.'
curry queen
gay male who is attracted to East Indian homosexuals
Used humnorously. Considered racist. 'John came back from India a curry queen.'
cut (n)
circumcised, having the foreskin of the penis, or the clitoris removed.
Males were circumcised back in Biblical times as a form of obediance, and as a sacrifice to the Almighty Lord. Women in some Indian civilizations were circumcised as a ritual, and a form of punishment. (The purpose of this is to desensitize the woman so that sex is no longer enjoyable.
cut
circumcised
seems to be more British than American. See 'clipped.'
D
darky (noun)
black person
This is used a lot by older white people when referring to any black person. It is not as offensive as nigger, but it is still has very strong undertones.
dick (noun, count)
penis
shouldn't be used in parlor room conversatin.
dickwad (adjective)
someone who acts like a jerk. Asshole.
"Eat me, you fucking dickwad"
diddle (verb, transitive)
have intercourse with
unoffenive slang term.
to have intercourse with
This verb is used only transitively; it does not have the intransitive use that 'fuck' and 'screw' have: 'John diddled Mary.' '*John and Mary were diddling.'
diesel dyke (compound noun, count)
masculine lesbian
Term used humorously but considered offensive by lesbians.
dildo (noun, count)
fake penis
Also the name of a town in Newfoundland.
male person
Detrimental term; implies the person is a loser.
dingleberry
shit that dingles from the hairs surrounding one's asshole
Not commonly known. Original meanings refers to a species of berry found in the Southeastern part of the U.S.
dink
penis
Slightly cute form of 'cock, pecker'. 'Mary thinks that John has a funny-looking dink.'
dipshit (noun)
any male person.
Used as a derogatory term. Probably based on 'dipstick'.
Doesn't know shit from shinola
"Doesn't know nothing" or "Can't tell good from bad" or, in reference to a person, an idiot. Common expression in Southwestern U.S. A older and more completeversion is "Doesn't know shit from shinola and thinks they are both fat meat." Shinola was a popular brand of dark shoepolish.
dong (noun)
penis
Not as common as 'cock' or 'pecker'. This word made history when a chief justice who was being confirmed for the Court was said to be called 'Long Dong Daddy.'
doo-doo (noun, mass)
feces
unoffensive term, originally childish. . 'Mary saw the doo-doo on the lawn.'
dork (noun, count)
male person
derogatory term.
penis
drag (noun, mass)
dress of the opposite sex.
Term originated in gay community, is now widely used in the heterosexual community. 'John like going in drag.' Not to be confused with 'cross dressing', drag tends now to be used as a a humorous term or to the show business. 'Cross dressing' is more general and politically correct.
drag queen (noun, count)
A person who likes to dress up in feminine clothes
Term refers to those who do shows or like to be outrageously over dressed. Term immortalized in the movie 'Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'. 'Alice Springs never was the same after the three drag queens left.'
Dutch or Dutch Fuck
To fuck someone between the breasts
I'd sure like to dutch fuck her.
dyke (noun, count)
lesbian
Term used amongst lesbians, but considered offensive if used outside of the community.
E
eat shit (verb phrase, idiom)
A derogatory expression, it has no specific meaning. Used when the speaker it annoyed about someting: 'John told Mary to eat shit.'
eddress (noun)
electronic address, e-mail address
F
fag hag (n.)
a female who enjoys the company of gay men.
Can be derogatory, as there is a stereotypical image of a fat, unattractive woman who cannot get her own men so she hangs around gay men.
fag stag (noun)
heterosexual male who enjoys the company of homosexual males.
Newly coined term.
fag
homosexual male
abbreviated form of 'faggot'. Slightly less derogatory than faggot.
faggot
homosexual male
used by gays to refer to each other--often humorously; otherwise it is considered derogatory.
fairy
homosexual male, especially effeminate
literally refers to creatures of legend/myth such as the character 'Puck' in Shakespeare's "Midsummer Night's Dream"; "He's a fairy."
fart (noun)
The gas passed while farting.
not very offensive today. 'Did you smell that fart?'
fart (verb, intransitive)
to pass wind, flatuate
less offensive today than in the past.
fart along (verb, intrans.)
to do something very slowly, without conviction
Lkke other terms using 'fart', this expression is almost neutral: 'John just farts along writing his thesis.' 'That car in front of us holding up traffic is just farting along.'
fart around (verb, intransitive)
to spend time doing innocuous things or nothing at all
hardly offensive today.
felch
sucking one's own semen from the anus of the most recent anal sex recipient
yechhhhh
feltch(ing,er)(noun,verb)
A man who orgasms into another man's rectum and then eats all of what he has deposited
Adam is a faltcher; I think I'm going to be your feltcher. James was feltching me something fierce last night.
finger fuck (verb, transitive)
to insert one's finger into a vagina or a rectum for sexual tittilation.
Term can be used to refer to a rectal digital examination: "John enjoys getting finger-fucked by his physician."
fish (n)
Woman (women)
Used by gay men in a derogatory sense; refers to the putatively offensive odor emitted by female genitalia
fist fuck (verb, transitive)
to insert a clenched fist into a rectum
Not necessarily limited to the gay world.
flange (noun, slang)
Vagina
Usage: Sexual slang, vulgar. For example; You can see her flange Etymology: From engineering - flange, projecting or raised edge... used to make connection.
flash your gash (phrase)
Invitation for intercourse.
Australian term.
foursome (compound noun)
four people involved in sex together
Refers to any combination of gender. This construction is productive, though rare above four.
french kiss (compound n.)
the act of french kissing
Common term today. 'John likes the french kisses he gets from Bill and Mary.'
french kiss (compound noun)
to insert tongue into mouth while kissing
Common term today. 'John likes to french kiss Bill and Mary.'
french tickler(noun phrase, idiom)
A condom with appendages on the end supposedly to give more sensation to the recipient.
'John screwed Mary with a french tickler.'
fruit (noun, count)
homosexual male
term not used much today.
fruit fly
a woman who likes the company of male homosexuals
An alternate form of 'fag hag'; used humorously. 'Mary is a fruit fly.'
fuck (noun)
(no meaning)
Term can be used with the definite article as a pure expletive in sentence initial position: 'What the fuck are you doing, Mary?' 'The fuck you say!' It can also be used with the definite article: 'Like fuck I'm going to date Mary tonight!'
the act of fucking' (roughly)
Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot fuck last night.'
fuck (verb, intransitive)
have intercourse
See fuck (transitive). Here, it must have a conjoined subject: John and Mary are fucking.
fuck (verb, transitive)
to have intercourse with someone.
This word was once considered the most unacceptable word in English. In the last twenty years it has become more acceptable in various contexts. Still not acceptable in parlour room contexts, in school, etc. Though banned on American TV it can be heard on Canadian TV and radio in certain limited cases.
fuck around (verb, intransitive)
do nothing imporant or nothing at all.
"John's just fucking around today."
go away
Used an expletive to indicate to indicate mild annoyance: "Well, fuck around!"
fuck around (verb, transitive)
To be somehwt dishonest with someone.
"John's fucking Mary around all the time."
fuck me harder (sentence, idiom)
Expression in response to an unwanted and undesirable action done to the speaker.
fuck off (verb, intransitive)
go away
Usually used as a command in an uncomplementary sense: "Fuck off, asshole!"
fuck oneself (verb phrase)
get lost
Outside of the literal meaning which few males can do, this expression has abouat the same meaning as 'get lost'; i.e. go away.: Mary told John to go fuck himself.
fuck up (verb, intransitive)
make a mistake
See fuck (transitive).
fuck up (verb, transitive)
(1) to make a mess out of something, (2) to cause someone to become psychologically unstable.
See fuck up (intransitive). (1) "John really fucked his assignment up." (2) "John's parents really fucked him up."
fucked (past tense of fuck), (passive participle)
(1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects)
Derived from and generally synonymous with 'fuck up'. "John is really fucked." "John's project is fucked beyond hope."
fucked up (passive participle)
(1) to be psychologically maladjusted, (2) to be a mess (of situations and certain objects)
See 'fuck up'.
to be using larger doses of drugs than normal such as alcohol or acid
Used in the drug community for people who are tripping hard.
fucker (noun)
a male person
Derogatory term: 'The little fucker stole 10 bucks.'
One who fucks
'John is a squirrely fucker.'
fucking (adjective)
(no specific meaning)
term is commonly used as an expletive with a pejorative sense: 'John is a fucking asshole.'
fugly ( adjective)
short for fucking ugly
"Damn, that bitch was fugly"
hemorroids
another term for hemorroids referring to one of the symptoms. That symptom being the itching sensation of the sphincter. "I've got the itchy eye!"
J
jack off (verb, intransitive)
masturbate
(also transitive). 'John jacked off after Mary went home.'
jack off (verb, transitive)
masturbate another person
The direct object is a male. 'Mary jacked John off since she wouldn't screw him.'
jackal
to jack off
(verb)ok to use in class (i have and teachers usually don't mind(just be care full))
jackshit (noun)
"nothing". Emphasis on "shit".Used in the phrase, "John doesn't know jackshit about women."
jay
(N. Amer.) v. to steal
[jei] etym. origin probably from the bird "jay", which feeds by sweeping down to the ground and picking up morsels of food in that manner. ex. He jayed my baseball cap!
jerk off (verb, transitive and intransitive)
masturbate
Used as an alternative to 'jack off' in both senses.
Jesus H. Christ (name)
An expletive, considered offensive by the religious. The source of the middle initial is uncertain. 'Jesus H. Christ! You can't be pregnant!'
jizz (noun)
sperm
Common a generation ago, this term is fading, being replaced with 'come'.
jizzum (noun)
sperm
Almost obsolete form of 'jizz'.
john (noun)
restroom, room with a toilet (toilets)
Very commonly used. 'Mary woke up in the john.'
the client of a prostitute
Becky was paid well by her john for the nooner. Presumably derived from a johns need for anonymity.
jugs
breasts
Mary has got a massive pair of jugs
jungle fever (noun)
Horny for black men
Racially biased preference or sexual desire for black men by a white woman. When Mary learned that Debbie's boyfriend was black, she was surprised and said, "You got jungle fever?"
Horny for black men
Racially biased preference or sexual desire for black men by a white woman. When Mary learned that Debbie's boyfriend was black, she was surprised and said, "You got jungle fever?"
penis
Unlike 'cock', this noun can not be counted: *'John has a big meat.' but: 'John has a big piece of meat.'
meat puppet(noun)
penis. (Not common)
"Do you want to play with my meat puppet?
meatrack (noun, def.)
butch men in a row
Term refers to butch or hunky men lined up at a bar or at tables along the wall in a bar or some gay establishment. The men are obviously waiting to be picked up. Term could be used by women in search of hetersexual guys.
morning wood
Erection of the penis first thing in the morning
mother fucker(compound noun)
A very gross person
This term could be the most offenseive expressed in the language. Ir shows intense anger of the speaker. In certain dialects it has been shortened to 'mother', but with still the same intensity in meaning. 'mohter' has become so bad, that now spekaers of such dialects do one refer to eir mothers as 'mother; but use a different term such as 'mama, ma, mom': 'John is a real mother fucker.
mother fucking (adjective)
(an expletive)
Derived form 'mother fucker,' it is as offensive as 'motherfucker.'
muff diver
one who performs oral sex on a woman
'John thinks that muff divers are repulsive.'
Expression used when an unexpected or undesirable event has occurred or is about to occur: 'Oh shit! Now I'll never get that paper done.' 'Oh shit! We're gonna crash!'
old fart (noun)
An older male person.
Usually used humorously, though could be considered offensive.
on the blob
it's that time of the month
Used commonly when encountering foul mooded women..e.g. 'oh no, she's on the blob!'
one's tits in a knot
be upset
used as a complement of 'get', 'have', 'keep, etc.: 'John got his tits in a knot and he kept them there.'
one's tits on (prepositional phrase, a small clause; idiom).
be patient
used as a complement of 'keep, etc.: 'John kept his tits on.'
orlando (noun)
rural black person
This term refers to the "old-school" black person who does not keep current with the "gansta" styles of music or clothing. Black people often use this toward each other in an insulting way. This is US East Coast lingo.
P
pain in the ass (noun phrase)
nuisance
Common expression in the heterosexual community: 'John is a fucking pain in the ass.'
pearl necklace (compound noun)
sperm surrounding one's neck after ejaculation
This term comes from the straight community. 'Mary is not fond of pearl necklaces.'
pecker cheese (compound noun, non-count)
smegma
Not used in polite company: 'Neither John nor Mary are into pecker cheese.'
pecker tracks (compound noun, count)
Sperm left over on a sheet or other similar object after masturbation is complete.
Noun normally used in the plural. 'John's mother found John's sheets full of pecker tracks.'
pecker
penis
almost as common as 'cock'
peckerwood (noun)
white person
A derogatory word for white males; used by other races.
pee (verb, intransitive)
urinate
Used fairly commonly today, Acceptable on American television. It has transitive function similar to 'piss'.
pee-pee
penis
Childish term. 'Johnny's pee-pee hurts.'
period (noum)
menstrual period
standard colloquial term, not parlour room term: 'Mary started her period yesterday.'
phungky (adj.)
cool; other spelling for funky
e.g.: Your new CD is phungky, dude!
piece of ass (nounphrase, idiom)
a fuck
used as a complement of 'get', have': "John got a piece of ass last night.'
pillow biter
more commonly known as a homosexual!
phrase describing the common position of the bumholerous fuckerous
pinch one off (compound verb)
defecate
Expletetive reference by men to defecation. Litterally: to terminate the action of feces extrusion through the anus by contracting the muscular anal aperture. At work Steve said, "I need to take a break, I have to pinch one off." (Also: to "pinch a loaf")
piss (verb, intransitive)
urinate
piss (verb, transitive)
urinate in one's clothing
E.g. "John pissed his pants." Usually has unintentional reading.
piss ant (descriptive)
a sheepish person. Non-desript individual. Young punk. Non factor
"Don't worry about John. He's just a little piss ant.
piss flappers (compound noun, count)
women's labia
Very rude expression: 'John amazed at Mary's large piss flappers.'
piss off (complex noun)
thing or person that causes one to be angry.
Derived from the complex verb 'piss off': 'Mary finds John to be quite a piss off.'
piss off (verb, transitive)
make angry
E.g. "John pissed Mary off."
piss up a storm (verb, semi-idiom)
urinate for a relative long time
E.g. "John pissed up a storm." It means that John pissed and pissed and pissed.
pissed (predicate adjective)
angry
derived from 'pissed off': 'John was pissed after they threw him out of the bar.'
drunk
derived from 'pissed off': 'John got pissed at the bars last night.'
pissed to the gills (adjective phrase)
very inebriated
One of many expressions for inebriation. 'John got pissed to the Gills at the White Swallow.'
pitch a tent in your shorts(phrase)
To get an erection
When John saw Mary naked he pitched a tent in his shorts.
plow (verb)
aggressive insertive intercourse
The passive partner can "get plowed" or "be plowed." Albee's _Virginia Woolf_ used plow in the active sense, when Nick promised to "plow a few pertinent wives."
pocket pool
to play with yourself discreetly with your hands in your pocket(s)
"I was playing pocket pool with myself as I stood in front of her"
pocket pool (noun)
to stand with hand(s) in pockets and fondle penis/testicles
Requires boxer shorts and pleated trousers. "Hey John, how's that game of pocket pool going?"
poon tang (noun phrase)
vagina, pussy
slang.
poop (noun, mass)
feces
Relatively harmless term: 'Look at all the dog poop on the front lawn!'
poop chute (noun phrase)
anus
the passage through which excrement travels, possibly derived by analogy from "trash chute;" a phrase often used to describe the anus in the context of discussions of anal sex, as in "Up the old poop chute." The variant spelling, "poopshoot," does not seem to reflect the derivation of the word
pooper-scooper (noun, count)
small shovel for picking up dog feces
A somewhat cutesy term: 'The people of big cities are expected to use pooper- scoopers when they take their dogs out for a walk.'
poopshoot (noun, count)
anal canal
Not a common term: 'John likes to shove long slender objects up his poopshoot.'
rectal canal
Not commonly used today: 'John's got bugs up his poopshoot.'
poor white trash or p.w.t. (noun)
This term is pretty self-explanatory. Be careful! It can enrage those who are the recipient of this term.
porch monkey (noun)
black person
A very derogatory term referring to Blacks. This word is very common among the rural areas of the US.
postal
crazy, psychotic
derived from deranged postal workers who shoot people and then commit suicide "John went totally postal on me today."
prick (noun, count)
penis
Just another word for it: 'Mary like's John's big prick.'
pubes
pubic hair or pubic area
Recent derivation: 'John found crabs in his pubes.'
pull one's pud
masturbate
As far as it is known, 'pud' only occurs in this idiom. 'John was pulling his pud.'
pull the pin (verb)
to masturbate
Derived from pulling the pin of a grenaded. "John was pulling the pin last night."
pussy
vagina
also refers to a cat, but not a woman. There is some variation whether 'pussy' refers to any cat or a female cat.
Q
quad (noun)
A very clumsy person. Often used amongst friends when one makes an embarrasing play during a sports match, e.g. missing a penalty kick, missing the backboard, etc. Derived from the word quadraplegic.
queef
a pussy fart
i.e. an unpleasantly smelling encapsulation of gas excreted through the vagina, like a fart
queen
gay male who is dominant and rather effeminate
This term is used on construction with many other terms.
Queer (KWEER)
1)A Catchall word for someone who is Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgendered, or a straight "friend." 2)Political slant, angry. "John is a Queer Activist."
queer
homosexual male
Once considered very derogatory, it is being used more and more in the gay community.
quim nuts
used to refer to a particularly hanging vagina.
john said,"look at the quim nuts on her" whilst browsing through a crotch mag.
quim
vagina
less offensive term than cunt
quim(kwimm)
Female genitailia
(n)vulg. meaning comfortable female parts, "ooh I could nestle in that quim tonight", not harsh. orig. Scotland.
quim(noun)
Female genitailia
(n)vulg. meaning comfortable female parts, "ooh I could nestle in that quim tonight", not harsh. orig. Scotland.
R
rack (noun)
large, firm breasts
Check out the rack on that chick!
rag week (noun)
the week of the female period
slang. orig in university campuses,with reference to annual charity 'rag' week, mainly used to describe male frustration at girlfreinds period i.e. 'been getting it regular with your bird eh, john' 'nah mate she's on rag week'
Rainbow Kiss
when a menstruating female engages in reciprocal oral sex with a man ("69ing") and mixes his semen with her vaginal secretions and blood during a passionate kiss after orgasming in each other's mouths.
ranch(ed/ing)
The action and content of a males ejaculation
To Ranch; Oh, honey I am going to Ranch; I am Ranching; I have Ranched.
red tide (noun phrase, idiom)
menstral period
'red' obviously refers to 'blood': 'Mary's red tide turns John off.'
red wings
Preforming cunnilingus during menses
To earn your "red wings" would be to eat pussy during menstration. The "eater" would then have a "blood mustache".
redneck (noun)
racist white person
This term previously refered only to the rural prejudice whites, mostly farmers, who have reddish necks (or a "farmer's tan"). However, its usage has become a lot looser in the past few years and now includes any racist white.
reestie (adj)
Describes unpleasant odour, object or person.
Often used in conjunction with the word 'excess': e.g. "I had to get rid of the reestie excess" trans.:"I had to rid myself of the unpleasant odour/object/person etc." Originated in Birmingham slang.
rice queen
gay male who is attracted to Asian homosexuals
Used humnorously. Considered racist.
riding the porcelain bus
throwing up in the toilet
Australian slang. "John got drunk and spent the whole night riding the porcelain bus."
rim (v.t.)
to lick someone's anus
'Mary rimmed John's asshole.'
rim job (n.)
the act of 'rimming'--licking someone's anus
rump-shaker (noun)
the act of sexual intercourse
example: John and Mary left to do the rump-shaker.
S
sausage jockey
homosexual male
used to desribe the act of bottom sex between two gays. e.g. Richard was proud to be a sausage jockey.
scallywag (noun)
penis
Origins unknown. "Pirate Pat was playing with his Scallywag."
scat
indulgence in feces
Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..
screw (noun)
fuck (noun)
Synonymous with 'piece of ass.' 'John had a hot screw last night.'
screw (verb, transitive and intransitive)
fuck
Can be used as a replacement for most functions of 'fuck': screw up, screw around, screw off. 'Screwing' does not exist as an expletive, parallel to 'fucking'. It does exist as a gerund and a participle: 'John is screwing Mary.' 'John thinks screwing Mary is fun.'
screw (verb, transitive)
to take unscrupulous advantage of
'The used car salesman screwed John again.'
sex fight (verb)
A sexual game played between two persons
A sexual play in which each sexual partner tries to make his/her opponent come first. Sex fight can be played between members of the opposite or the same sex.
shit (noun)
feces
Very commonly used today. In addition to its literal reference, it has many, many subreferents. It is often used as a expletive comment: 'Oh shit!'
shit (noun, count)
a person
Used dentrimentally: 'John is being a shit today.'
shit (verb, intransitive)
defecate
Verb not used as much as noun.
shit (verb, trans.)
to lie to someone
Perhaps not as strong as the verb 'to lie': 'John is always shitting Mary.'
defecate in ones clothes
E.g.: John shit his pants. Sentences of this sort have in addition to the literal meaning, the meaning to be very astonished: "John shit his pants when Mary told him she was knocked up."
shit on a shingle (nounphrase)
chipped beef on toast
US army term popularized during World War II.
shit out of luck (preposition phrase?, idiom)
really out of luck
'John was shit out of luck after he failed his course for the third time.'
shitcan (verb)
To get rid of something. "Shitcan that paper, dude."
shitfaced (adjective)
very intoxicated
'John and Mary really got shitfaced down at the bar last night.'
shitfit (compound noun)
any kind of a small fit
'John had a shitfit when Mary dumped him for Bill.'
shithead (compound noun)
a person
Used detrimentally only. 'John is a real shithead.'
shithouse (adjective)
bad situation
Australian and UK term referring to a situation that is not going right. For example, "The weather over here is really shithouse!" It can also be used as an expletive.
shithouse
outhouse
'John knocked the shithouse over while Mary was using it.'
shitlist (compound noun)
a hypothetical list of person whom one is angry at
Used in the following ways: 'Mary is on John's shitlist.' (John is angry at Mary) 'John's shitlist gets longer.' (The number of people John is angry at grows)
shits (noun, plural definite)
any displeasurable situation
Always used with the definite article: 'The weather is the shits today.'
diarrhea
Always used with the definite article: 'John has the shits.'
shitstain
(noun) stupid person. Somewhat stronger than calling someone a "shit"
(noun) stupid person. Somewhat stronger than calling someone a "shit"
shoot off (complex verb, intransitive)
ejaculate
Same as shoot 'ones' load: John shot off as soon as Mary touched his dick,
shoot one's load (verb phrase, idiom)
ejaculate
Not a parlour room term: 'John shot his load when he saw the nude photo of James Dean.'
shoot one's wad
ejaculate
Same as shoot 'ones' load: John shot his wad as soon as he stepped into the circle jerk.
sissy
an effeminate male, a homosexual male
The second reading is often used humorously by gays: "We're going to a sissy bar."
sister
platonic gay buddy of another gay
Term not used by 'masculine' gays today: 'John and Bill are sisters.'
sixty-nine (compound noun)
perform oral sex
This term tends to be used humorously. 'John and Bill performed 69 on each other.'
sixty-nine (compound verb, transitive and reciprocal)
to reciprocally perform oral sex with a partner
This term derived from the noun. 'John and Bill sixty-nined each other.'
skull fuck
fellatio, blow job, gummer, hummer,
Kristin gave Dino the skull fuck of his life during the Canucks game Saturday!
slant
someone of chinese origin
considered to be very racist by Asians.
slapper
abusive word for a woman,impling that she is cheap,ugly and sexually active.
uk word.
slut (noun, count)
a loose and morally questionable woman
Not as bad as 'cunt': 'John thinks that Mary is a slut'
snatch
vagina
less offensive term than cunt
sod off (command)
trying to tell someone you are not impressed by their presence
Can be used as an alternative to "fuck off": "Look you arsehole, sod off!"
son of a bitch (noun phrase)
a despicable person
very common term, less offensive today than a generation ago: 'Mary thinks that John is one son of a bitch.'
spank the monkey(verb phrase)
to masturbate
"John was in the bathroom spanking the monkey"
spear chunker (noun)
black person
A very derogatory term referring to Blacks. This word's origins are derived from both the past and present state of hunting styles by African natives.
spooge
sperm
"When I got home from fucking my girlfriend I took off my clothes, and damned if I didn't have dried spooge
spunk
semen
Common in UK but spunk or spunky meaning plucky, courageous in USA.
squirt -n- spurt (verb)
masturbation (particularly when the cum spurts out)
"John was playing squirt -n- spurt last night, in bed."
stiffy (noun)
an erection
An example of its usage is...."Jack has a stiffy cause Jill pulled her panties down."
suck a fatty
Go suck a big fat dick!
Usually used in the place of fuck you
swedish
homosexual
One of several euphimisms for gay: 'John is swedish, you know.'
sweet f.a.
fuck all
nothing, eg. sweet f.a to do today
sweet fucking Jesus (phrase)
expletive with no particular meaning, conveying annoyance, surprise and generally feeling upset about something or somebody.
Street jargon without expressedly blasphemical intention. Rather, the expression is more or less generally functionalized as are "fuck" or "shit".
T
take a crap (verb, idiom)
defecate
Synonymous with 'take a shit.' 'John took a crap.' 'John took a crap in his pants.' It has an intentional reading, similar to 'take a shit'. This term is more acceptable than 'take a shit.'
take a dump (ver phrase, idiomatic)
defecate
Very non-standard colloquial term: 'John took a big dump last night.'
take a piss (verb, semi-idiom)
urinate
E.g. "John took a piss." Usually has intentional meaning; c.f. "John took a piss in his pants."
take a shit (verb, idiom)
defecate
Synonymous with shit (intransitive) "John took a shit." Note that "John took a shit in his pants" has an intentional reading, whereas "John shit his pants," usually has an unintentional reading.
tar baby (noun)
black person
very derogatory term referring to Blacks. This term is used mostly among older Americans.
tea bagging (adj.)
type of fellatio
The act of sucking the testicles. "Mary tea bags real nice". "John enjoys it when he gets tea bagged".
Tea Room
a washroom where sex takes place (usually in the gay culture)
telesis (noun)
progress inteligently planned
pacific telesis is the name of a company in California.
the dogs bollocks
excellent
Probably from London, and interesting because is the only phrase where "bollocks" is used in a positive way, name of a pint of beer made by the Hobgoblin pubs.
The shit hit the fan. (idiomatic verb phrase)
undesirable consequences occur as the result to something.
The verb here is fully inflected and can be modified: 'The shit really hit the fan when Mary told John she was knocked up.' 'The shit always hits the fan when John calls Mary a dyke.'
threesome (compound noun)
three people involved in sex together
Refers to any combination of gender.
threeway woman (adjective noun)
woman who lets the male gender be introduced orally, in her vagina and in anal intercourse.
Quite popular in the porn industry. A purely technical term as in "My buddies and I made Mary a threeway woman last night."
tinkle
urinating (of females)
This term is usually avoided by females. Can be used to refer gays urinating, in a humorous sense.
tit in a wringer (phrase)
getting in a jam; being in a tight spot
also used to indicate foolishness. ie. if you don't have enough money to pay you'r going to get your tit in a wringer.
tit
breast
Usually refers to female breast, but may refer to male nipple area especially if chest is not flat.
tittie
breast
Childish term for 'tit'. Only has female reference.
titty fuck (noun)
masturbation by inserting the penis between smooshed cleavage
Another word for Dutch fuck.Example: "Man! Jill gave me the best titty fuck last weekend!"
to dog (verb, transitive)
to mock or ignore someone, to be rude
"John was dogging Jane all week because she wouldn't get in bed with him." "Mary was dogging Jane because she found out about her and John."
to swain (v.)
to spontaneously revoke or take back, as in words or actions
toss my salad (verb, masculine)
To enagae in anal intercourse
Used by males in prison to engage in anal intercourse. Inmates usually practice this with the aid of lubrication in the form of jelly or honey. They see it as a "clean non-gay" form of sexual pleasure. "Can I toss your salad?". Can also be used as an insult, "Toss my salad!", kind of like "Kiss my ass!".
tosser
someone who one does not like.
used in context 'John's a tosser' John is annoying
trailer trash (noun)
This term is a little more descriptive than poor white trash. It is a very BIG insult in the US. This word refers to American whites living in trailers with yard's full of trash and chickens, with several automobiles up on blocks, none of which run.
trick (noun, count)
a hooker's client
'Mary had three tricks last night.'
homosexual pickup
'John picked up three tricks last night.'
trick (verb, intrans.)
to have sex with a pick-up
'John tricked with three guys last night.'
tripping/trippin (verb, intransitive)
1. to be high off drugs 2. to not be thinking correctly
The first usage is used more than the second. The second usage refers to when someone makes a mistake. It follows or takes place of "Oops". "Oops, sorry, I must be tripping." "She's wrong. She's trippin." It is mostly used by African-American groups and may not even be known outside of California.
tubs, the (noun, plural)
gay steam bath
Used humorously. 'John went to the tubs last night.'
turd (noun, count)
shit
Not totally acceptable, but certainly more so than 'shit': 'John found two cat turds on the floor.'
turd burglar (noun)
male homosexual
most often used in a derogatory and humorous manner
labia
Used to descride a particularly hanging vagina. eg John thought that Debbies vertical bacon sandwich was the best he had ever tasted.
W
wanker
you are an arsehole,
an english word also to mean somebody who masterbates frequently
wasted (verb, trans. and intrans.)
1. to be drunk 2. to seriously mess up someone or something
"John got really wasted at the party last night." "Lucy wasted her car in the crash. "
water sports
urination as a turn on
Term not well known outside of circle and the gay world..
Wax the Dolphin
The act of male masterbation
wee-wee
penis
children's term: 'Don't look at my wee-wee!'
wetback (noun)
hispanic person
This term refers to all hispanics in the US. Its origins are derived from the Mexicans crossing illegally into the States. Border patrols can easily spot most illegals by wet clothing from crossing the Rio Grande. Although most people think so, it is not a very offensive word to hispanics at all. Even Mexicans call themselves Los Mojados ("the wet ones").
whack off (v. i.)
synonym to 'jerk/jack/beat' off
white swallow (compound noun)
semen
Expression not very well known outside of San Francisco. A bar there originally had this name, but it was forced to drop 'white'. Its logo was a white swallow (bird). 'John thinks a little white swallow never hurt anyone.'
whiz
urinate (verb)
Probably taken from the sound a urine stream makes. Usage: "I've gotta take a whiz", or simply, "I gotta whiz".
wicked pisser (noun)
used in New England pronounced "wicked pissah" Descibing something very good or very bad. Usage: when used without an article as in "This food is wicked pisser" it is taken to mean very good. when used with an article as in "Your job is a wicked pisser" its taken to mean something very bad.
willie
tantrum
"he's having a willie"
wobbly pop (noun)
beer
on a hot day a cool wobbly pop sure goes down good......
woody
Having an erection
used quite often around males
wordhole (noun)
aka mouth
Shut your wordhole choad!
wuss
(N. Amer.) n. sissy, wimp
[wUs] etym. combination of the words "wimp" and "pussy" ex. "I was a teenage wuss", "What a wuss!"
Y
Yasser (noun)
erection
short for 'Yasser Crackafat' (Arafat obviously)
Z
zipperhead (noun)
oriental person
A very derogatory term for Asian people. This term was coined by US soldiers referring to the buzz cuts common among the Asians.
zoom-in (noun)
a.k.a. close-up: a frighteningly sudden, unexpected, sometimes unwanted, kiss.
As in: 'Ew, John kissed me last night. It was a real zoom-in.' Or: 'John pulled a zoom-in on Mary last night.'
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