This was written for a friend of mine who was in the hospital to cheer her up. She had been driving the winding roads of the northern Calfornia coast when she had a car crash. I asked her how it happened. Apparently, she was reaching over to the glove compartment to grab a Snickers while she was driving. The rest is history.

When I played it for her in the hospital, she begged me to stop because she was breaking her stitches from laughing. I was merciless.

Where do you want to go?

You’ve got that independent style with your chocolate covered smile
You tell me you’ve been heavy into junk food for a while
You’ve got a five pound box of candy on your dashboard 
when you’re cruising
Oh kandy korn and caramels and anything the baker sells
with whipped cream in the middle, 
got a sweet tooth in your stomach cells
Sweet Tooth Susan

So on her birthday buy her candy ‘cause she likes to keep it handy
Marsh-mellows at the beaches even though they’re kinda sandy
Chocolate covered raisins, malted milk balls it’s amazing 
the type of  food this girl is choosing
She pours sugar on spaghetti, candy counters please get ready,
If you’re stocked up you know that her business will be steady
Licorice by the cases is a sweet dream she embraces
Sweet Tooth Susan

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If you take her own a date and want to come out like a star
Just keep a box of Almond Rocca in the glove box of your car
And if you’re on the make my friend, not getting very far?
Just reach into you pocket, pull out that Snickers bar

Oh, juigy fruit and jelly beans, in black and red and pink and green
Every day is Halloween, I’m talking about Sue
Cotton candy, wedding cakes, chocolate doughnuts, malted shakes 
and what about that weight you’re losing
Sometimes when she’s feeling very bold, 
she eat her ice cream very cold
Pistachio nut and rocky road and every sherbet ever sold
I know you think I’m batty, but want to be your Sugar daddy
Sweet Tooth Susan