I was in a 'jokin' spirit this day, and sent out an e-mail to everyone I had addy's for, just for chits and giggles, ya know... Now understand that I don't usually do *AFD* jokes cuz, even tho I am 'playfully' devious at times {eg}, I can never keep a straight face for long... LOL Therefor I am horrid in the gags dept.. :} But this one was so much fun thinkin up... And the responses I got back are absolutely priceless! to me, and I just had to share them...
Below is the original e-mail I sent out, and below that, all the returns {in the order I received them:}... I omited the names to protect the 'innocent', but am sure you know most all of them... LOL
Enjoy..! {I did..!}
The E-Mail itself... heheheee:Þ
Are ya sittin down..? I mean it, ARE YOU SITTING DOWN..??!!!
Your not gonna believe this... Chit, I can't believe it either...
GUESS WHAT!!??!!! I WON THE LOTTO!!!!
:::jumpin up and down overly excited, can't stop the hysterics..!:::
Ok ok ok... goooooootttaa bbbrrreeeeaaaaatttthhhhhhh....
:::gonna take a minute before I continue this letter:::
...............................................................
Ok, the shaking has subsided enought that I don't think I need to
correct my spelling as much any more...
But CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!!!!????!!!! ME.... A millionairess... WOW!!!!!
Do ya know what this means..?
#1 Clear all my debts..!
#2 I quit my job..!
#3 I get my very OWN computer {completely MAXED..!} to keep my addiction runnin..! {VBSEG;}
#4 Dump P*O*S car and get ummmmmmmmm, LEXUS, {thats it..! BG}..!
#5 Travel..!
#6 Shopping..! The endless expense acct..!
And that, my friend, is only the beginning..! You and I are gonna......aaaaaaaaaaaaa........
Are gonna...... Ummmmmmmm......
Ut oh....
Uuuhhhhhhhhhh...... Ohhhhhhhhhhh No.... :{
OH GAWD!!!!!!!! {~pout~}
Welp...... Was a nice idea while it lasted, but alas, I have waken up
from my daydream just in time it seems to wish ya a happy April Fools
Day... {~sly smile~}
With luv and friendship always... ~C~
p.s. Now come on, ya had to know how this was gonna end... {~snickers~}
I luv my friends..! lol ;} ~C~
F'KIN A GIRL...COULDN'T HAPPENED TO A SWEETER PERSON.................
{I had to send this friend back to take a second look at the letter...
you {unmentionable;}!!!!! LMAO
YOU STINKER!!!!!!..... heehehehe.....and to think, I kinda felt
guilty for some of the things I have said to you.......NOT!!!!
You funny girl ..... hehehe,,,, I have to say,,,, I am bummed you didn't win the lotto,, I was really hoping you were gonna take me to Italy.... hehe
Cograts Hon!!!!! Wish I had that luck!! Take care and spend it wisely.
{This friend, too, I had to send back to fully read the letter... heheheeeee ;}
YOU {unmentionable;}!!!!!! LOL, ok so thats what I get for NOT paying attention!!!! LOL, Good one >:)
LMAO!! You nut!! I actually believed you for a minute!!
OK fine so I have blonde roots....
c'mere sis
::::::::::::i said c'mere SIS:::::::::::::
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You Goof! Here i was getting alllllllll excited because MY sis won
the lottery...while i thought this was great for you it ALSO meant [i
was sure] that you would share the wealth with me because well...i AM
your favorite sis right? {THWAP} what do you mean uhhhhh??? i heard that Þ:::::::::::::::
ok so you aren't rich...you aren't funny either! LMAO
ok.....so you are funny...and if riches were associated with a
great sense of humor you would be full of it...butttt since that's not the case i'll be nice and not say what you are full of Þ:::::::
awww you know i love you...you and your sense of humor :::::sucks
up big time in case you ever do actually win the lottery::::
well...gotta go...i have just one more thing to say before i do...........
YOU ARE A GOOF!!!!!!!!
Sure I knew.....but I enjoyed it anyway!!
Chittttttttttttt u got me......lol......was happy for u...wish it
would have been me....LOL....u silly goose. Great joke for today tho....:}
you just wait, ya lil chit!....i always get revenge..and you know it! {sweet smile} ;)
LMAO sis well iffen anyone deserves it tiz you
{I asked this person if she read it all as well}
yep i did LMAO but i still think ya should win {wink}
ohhhhhhh btw.. can I borrow a few thousand from your big winnings? {G}
LOL ok so I fell for it. Here I was thinking of hitting you up for a new pc lol
You Nut!
well ya did it ya brat.... ill have ya know i went all day at {work} expecting that and got no april fools jokes and then when least expected it at midnite BANG lol
ya know yer not too big to take over my knee and spank ya lady......LOL
You POO!!!!!!! Duh...here... I bought that hook, line and
sinker!!!!!! BAhahahahahya! ...ya got's me!
How come I knew this was a joke from you???
That was a good one and I mean good. I would have not
thought of that one, but next year if I remember I will so
watch out for it. hehehehe.
Here is her 'next' response... Eg;}
LMAO too funny!
here I am thinking OMG I can't believe she won...hope she will come to {this state:} and see me.....Lucky dog a brand new car...all this going through this slow little mind of mine...oh well.
THANKS CRYS!!! Made me {s}!
LOL
Just wish it was true.
To all of you who got a kick out of this
And to all of you who wrote me back
What a kick..! :Þ~~~
{and the original letter too}
I am so glad you found enjoyment in it...
{in one form or another... lol;}
I thank you for makin me laugh so hard this day..!
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