I know, You really don't care. I wouldn't if I were You. But indulge Me please. Lava Lamps. When they work they're amazing. When they don't, You can throw them at unwanted guests. 5 litre wine in boxes. Who the hell is the genius that came up with this wonderful idea. I would love to shake his hand. Or after too many glasses of the stuff, I'll just puke on his shoes. The Beatles. Simply put, the best band ever, if you don't count Jefferson Airplane, or Blur. Donovan. Singer-Songwriter 'par excellance'. Remember, he did start Led Zeppelin. They formed a year after the band, minus Robert Plant, played on 'Hurdy Gurdy Man'. Cigarettes. The ultimate pariah drug. i like my Canadian smokes best, but i'll light up about anything. Queens Park Rangers. All hail the heroes of Loftus Road! Debussy. Greatest thing before the Beatles. Jazz. Ditto. GardenBurger Flame Grilled veggie burgers. These things take my breath away! They're done in a minute in the microwave, and you won't get e-coli or mad cow disease from them. If you're a meat eater, and say 'I'll go vegetarian when they make a soy product that tastes exactly like meat'.....now's Your time to ante up. Patchouli. I'm a hippie damnit! Casablanca. The best movie ever made. Wolves. The best canines ever made. CD burners. Just like cassettes, but you can use them only once, and you learn new curse words when you pop in an unrecordable 'coaster' disc. Lentils. DVD. Who would have thought that a new medium would come along to replace VHS. It's brilliant. Now i can watch digital artifacts, aliasing, jaggies, edge enhancement, dodgy reds, and get the benefit of the new 'Hard Day's Night" disc that has audio that sounds like it was mixed in the restrooms in Grand Central Station! Sandrine Holt. The foxiest woman alive. Marry me please!

"Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet" - Albert Einstein