Expressions With A Twist

Expressions with a twist! These are expressions and bits of advice you may have heard, but now they have been altered to be related to ReBoot. Mwahahahaha!!! me and my evil little mind. He he ha...ah....

If you can’t take the heat, get out of the Firewall.

When life gives you lemons, swallow them down and grow bitter.

Treat others how you don’t want to be treated.

Don’t just sit there - kill something!

Take care of your minions and they will unwillingly take care of you.

If at first you don’t suceed, go into game sprite mode.

Be nice to your younger siblings - they just might get a big-ass gun one day!

To wrongs don’t make a right - they make a Web World War!

Never accept candy from old men.  Always accept advice from them.

All violence ever did was win a war.

Don’t count your nulls before they suck your energy.

A watched Dot never plans.

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