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Halfreck
"We decided to change our name to 'the commitee for shakin' what yo' momma gave ya'!"


Mattteus
draw ridiculous sunglasses on him and he's Bono


Zee
The exact moment Ellen DeGeneres turned gay.


gleeb
"I said 'ET EXPECTO RESURRECTIONEM MORTUORUM'! Waddaya, deef?!"


rickubis
Then they roll the stone from the cave and budda beep, budda bop, budda boop...da stiff is gone! Were they surprised? Fuggitaboutit!


YibbleGuy
"Bless you, Sister Ronnie Milsap."


daupstart
The Bush Administration. Just puppets on strings.


Mattteus
th-that's my stapler


Cyberbeast
If They Mated: Ed Koch and Roseanne


TinaW
*in unison* "Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuttin to f*** wit' . . . Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuttin to f*** wit' . . ."


Cyberbeast
"Check it out, we're wearing the same bra!"


meqal
And everyone said Elvis was dead.


Dita_DuPave
"Can you at least make ONE facial expression whenever we have sex?!"


Zee
She's just jealous of Steven's bodacious cleavage.


rickubis
Hey, Steve. Get back on *your* side of the bed. You know, the side that's out in the street.




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