GlitterRock
"I don't know.... is it me?"
"Oh absolutely, your Supremacy! You look just like the American infidel, Harrison Ford!"
"Hmm. The Americans are godless heathens-- but the women DO love the Harrison Ford look.... Oh, I'll take it!"
klutza
"I said "Snausages", bitch!"
daupstart
Andrew Ridgeley decides not to wake up George Michael before he go goes...
RodRocket
"Spread out, knuckleheads!"
elKapitan
One's a Vulcan, one's a dad of a CTU agent, and the other is a mathematician. They're cops.
Gray_Zombie
Hey, the giant Blob O'Shit is on display at the Anywhere Museum of Really Weird Looking Art. We should go.
Gray_Zombie
"No, really, can you tell I've been scratching my butt for an hour?"
Arienrhod
"Well, you know what they say: Pimpin' ain't easy."
GlitterRock
In order to prove that environment affects plant-growth, we've taken one plant (we'll call it Plant A) and put it in another room, and we've taken a second plant (Plant B) and set it beside Angel for an afternoon.
The next morning, Plant B was found dead, having hung itself......
Arienrhod
"Hey look at me! I'm a file cabinet! An ANGSTY file cabinet!"
GlitterRock
"See Jane Date 2" took a disturbingly dark turn.......
PrezGAR
"Didnt you say she was so hot you wanted to pluck her?"
daupstart
"Hey, ya'll! Look! Ah'm turnin Japanese!"
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"Jesus Christ, would ya cut that out, Earl?! Yer gonna make me toss up mah lunch!"
Cyberbeast
"I'm a pickin' and he's a shittin'."
Cyberbeast
PUMAT: Fran Drescher, Nancy Reagan, and a ventriloquist dummy