YibbleGuy
"Five centuries of exponential leaps in medical science. Nanosurgery. Replication. Organ regeneration. And the best thing you can give me for THIS is still 'Take two Midol'?!?!?!?"
meqal
I'm not sure how it happen Commander but Kira has space crabs.
JohnSteed
The new "Yeast Infection Kira" action figure!
HelenServo
One's a balding Bajoran security officer, the other...is one too. Together they fight crime. This fall on UPN, it's "Bald & Beige".
JohnSteed
"I've got mace, Play-Doh."
Cyberbeast
"What did the five genetically enhanced fingers say to the face? *SLAP* I'm Julian Bashir, bitch!"
Dita_DuPave
Bashir goes into his wind-up!
Coakley
"Still learning 'How Not To Be Seen,' Doctor?"
"...Shut up."
elKapitan
*PUNCH* "You're LATE for your scheduled appointment mother f#@*er!"
TheDiva
"There's a $30 co-pay, bitch!"
Cyberbeast
"And then I said, 'I'm Jadzia Dax, bitch'. Quark almost shit himself, it was hysterical."
Cyberbeast
Somewhere between the TV and my brain, this message always turns into "Cool shit coming up, stay tuned!"
gleeb
Due to the inconsistent nature of the typography, viewer discretion is advised.
Cyberbeast
Here's a phrase that's heard more often than you might think in an ER. "How the hell did he get *that* up his ass?"
gleeb
"Anyone know where this thing goes?"