LauraPowers85
"CHARGE!!!"
TheDiva
Here to save the world, it's the FAMILY FORCES!
Cyberbeast
This happens every time Michael Jackson leaves Neverland these days.
meqal
"Well I was all set to get into my usual autofellatio position like this when something snapped."
NurseNoir
The portrait in Dick Clark's attic comes to life.
NoOneInParticular
This lady made one to many porn films with John Holmes.
HelenServo
I just want my boobs to fit in my hands!
NurseNoir
"What if the Hokey-Pokey really IS what it's all about? What then, doctor??"
HelenServo
listen doctor I just want to pull my pants back up and forget this ever happened.
meqal
You must touch Elmo at this particular spot or you will fail to tickle him.
Cyberbeast
"Right here, that's where I dropped my watch."
Cyberbeast
"Sir, this is very important you have to listen to me carefully. Who is your insurance carrier?"
TheDiva
Kunta Kinte is in the ER!
Cyberbeast
"I know that guy is dying and you guys are really busy trying to save his life, but can you cover up his winky? FCC crack downs and all, you know how it is."
Cyberbeast
"Dude, remember that cell phone I left in a patient last month? I just called the number and it rang, that guy must be flipping out right now. Ha ha ha ha ha!"