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The All New Interactive Captain Janks Page at Koam.com: Captain Janks' Classic Phony Phone Calls on Koam.Com!!
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The Captain Janks Realaudio Page at captainjanks.com: More of my most classic phony phoone calls in Realaudio!
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Captain Janks Photo Tribute: Professional NYC photographer Dan Wagner, with a photo layout of me on his official site.

Howard Stern Sounds: Even MORE of my classic phony phone calls on a site with the most extensive collection of "Howard Stern Show" audio clips avalible on the Internet!

Captain Janks' Links: Check out this page for more of the best sites on the net! There is also a way to e-mail me to add your site to this page!

Prantagonize Webzine: The Internet's premiere webzine dedicated to prank phone calls!

Captain Janks Chat Room: Make sure you check out my chat room. I set up chat sessions every now and then, and all are welcome!

The Interactive Ponce De La Phone page of phony phone calls!: This site contains a collection of Ponce's most classic phony phone calls!!
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Mel Toxic.Com: Mel Toxic, original host of the infamous "Loud n' Local" program that features Philly's best original alternative rock bands, with his all new web site. Check this one out!

Bum Bar Bastards: Yea, the guys who used to call "Red" at the Tube Bar, have released a new tape of phony phone calls! NEW "Red" calls in addition to other new calls from their archives! A MUST hear!!! Link here!!!!!!

Kenneth Keith Kallenbach's Klubhouse: Connect to the koam.com site of the guy that blows smoke out of his eyes!

The Quivers Page: A Site dedicated to Robin Quivers, the "Queen Of All Media". Very cool tribute. Check this one out!

Jackie's Jokeland: The Howard Stern Show's Jackie, The Jokeman Martling with his fascinating web site! A must see!

King Norris Web Site: Howard Stern Show's Fred/Eric Norris's band, King Norris. You can also find out how to get their new CD, "Animal"

Fred The Elephant Boy: The legendary Howard Stern Wack-Packer's official debut on the world wide web with a most excellent site of his own. Check this out!

Nicole Bass: The worlds largest female bodybuilder, with her own cool site, including some pretty wild pictures!

Melrose Larry Green: Another member of Howard Stern's infamous Wack Pack, with an informative, and well produced web site. Another must see!

Andre Gardner.Com: CBS Radio's Andre Gardner, with an informative, and fascinating "List O' Links"! Check it out!

Total Tempest: One of Howard Stern's favorite playmates', the infamous Tempest, along with one hell of a sweet web site. After you link here, you might want to spend some time by yourself!

Kenneth Keith Kallenbach Homepage: Wack pack member and rock star, Kenneth Keith Kallenbach, with his new, official homepage. This page offers you an e-mail address, so you can interact with Ken, himself. Check this one out!!

Big Black Web Site: Another wack pack member, Big Black, with a cool, and well produced web site that includes some rare pictures of "Stern Show" happenings. Make sure you stop by!

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Captain Janks
P.O. Box 57
Lansdale, Pa. 19446
USA

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Updated 10/18/98

To to see my all new photo page, go HERE!To take advantage of my special crank call tape offer, link HERE!
Greetings! Welcome to my official homepage! Please don't forget to SIGN MY GUESTBOOK, so I know you were here.
This site was designed to give you up-to-date information for all of my appearances, as well as ordering information for my entire phony phone call catalog. It will also provide you with many links to other Janks-related sites on the Internet. I always welcome your e-mail for comments and suggestions of ways to improve this site, or any general questions you may have for me.
With the evergrowing popularity of "The Howard Stern Show", along with it's massive explosion into new markets' last year, I have decided that now would be the perfect time to make my previously unreleased prank call tapes available to you over the Internet. These tapes were all made between 89' & 96, and contain some of the most hilarious prank phone calls of all time!
Over the years, a lot of the pranks on these tapes have been featured on "The Howard Stern Show". Classic calls such as "Cell Phone Car Crash", "Jerry Lewis Telethon, "Larry King Calls", and many more. However it only makes up for about a third of my entire catalog. Now, you can own them here, for the first time anywhere! I will also make my hilariously funny cd, "The King Of The Cranks, available to you through this offer for a limited time.
All cassette tapes are 90 min. in length, and come with original cover art and packaging! ACT NOW! You can link on to any of the catalog listings below to read a liitle about each of them. Here are your choices:
"Scams O' Plenty Vol. 1"/ 90 min. cass. $10.00 ea
"Scams O' Plenty Vol. 2"/ 90 min. cass. $10.00 ea
"Scams O' Plenty Vol. 3"/ 90 min. cass. $10.00 ea
"King Of The Cranks" / 40 min. cd $15.00 ea/cass. $10.00 ea
Purchase can be made with check, or money order only! No other form of payment will be accepted! Checks should be made out to:
Thomas Cipriano
P.0. Box 57
                Lansdale, Pa. 19446
All tapes will be of the best quality possible, using master generation tape to tape dubbing. Parental advisory: Explicit content!!
Please be sure to include a return e-mail, and resident address! Ship. & Hand. is included in price of your order! Please allow 4 to 6 weeks delivery. THANK YOU!
APPEARANCES!
If you would like to come see me live, in person, you can come by any of these fine establishments. There will be plenty of free prizes for everyone along with good food, and a great time!
October 23rd, come on by Rumors Rib Room on Rt. 40 in Buena, NJ. Make sure you bring your friends, as I host an evening of fun, prizes, and the best ribs in town! There will also be a special guest band performance. Call: 609-697-2351 for more info!
October 24th, make sure you stop by Poco's Restaurant and Comedy Club in Doylestown, Pa. as I host comedy night with special guest comics to be announced!
Wednesday, October 28th, come on by the infamous Baja Beach Club on Deleware Avenue in Philadelphia for a great evening of fun with special guest, Katie The Shot Girl! This one promises not to dissapoint!
Friday, October 30th, come on by Fairless 500 Saloon in Fairless Hills, Pa. for a great night of fun and prizes with a special guest band performance by Short Notice! See you there!
October 31st, (Halloween!), come on by the historical Deerpark Tavern in downtown Newark, Deleware. Great food, great music, and free prize give-aways' Mention to me you read about it here at captainjanks.com, and I'll give you a free copy of my CD, "King Of The Cranks".
November 7th, come on by Gleasons Bar on Mill Creek Road in Levittown, Pa. as I host a fun evening of fun and prizes with a special guest band performance by Gator Pie. For more info, call 215-943-4781.
Saturday November 21st, come by Margarita's off route 3 in West Chester, Pa. for a great time with featured bands, Six Belly Tango, and This Year's Girl. For more info, call 610-696-9720.
November 27th, make sure you make it down to Feasel's Cafe in Wilmington, Deleware for a great evening of music and prizes with a special guest band performance by Deadlyne! Come early and stay late!
For a complete list of all my appearances, link HERE. Hope to see you soon at a place near you! This site is updated often, so stop by for new info! See ya!

Since December 1997