Jena's Fabulous World of Jerry!!! ...and Bob!!!

Jena

Hi! I'm Jena!(Duh!) I was born on January 1, 1982 at 1:47 pm PST, in Hillsboro, Oregon. (Thrilling...) I go to Analy High School, in Sebastopol, California. I'm in my third year of French, so there are some phrases of that nature scattered throughout the page. I sing second Soprano in Honor Choir, and we are KICK BOOTY!!! I am also hypomanic-depressive(if ANYONE out there gives a hoot(which is doubtful)).

Jerry

Jerry is the horse I ride. He is a black, approximately twelve-year-old Percheron (French breed of draft horse) gelding. He does lower(WAY lower) level of Dressage, and he is a vaulting horse as well.

According to Michelle, Jerry's owner and my trainer, Michelle, Jerry worked in the forests as a draft horse, pulling timber before she bought him at an auction. Evidently, he was man-handled a lot, and was jumpy when she got him. Poor baby! My baby Jerry was hurt! Waaaaaaaa!!!! It's hard to imagine it now; he's very calm, and 90% angel. As for the remaining 10%, well... ever seen a draft horse buck?

But I love him! =8-D

Bob

Bob is...is...is... BOB EST FOU!!!! No, Bob is... ME! I AM BOB, HEAR ME MEDITIATE! (LOL! Julie & Larena made that up[Bob's Miraculous Harvest--Do NOT ask!--]) Bob is something my buddies and I joke about. One day, I was bored and I decided that I was, from that moment forward, BOB (a.k.a. Bobbie)! We thought of the titles of movies, shows, and books replaced one or more of their words with "Bob". For instance:


  • As the World Bobs (The original "Bob" that started it all!)
  • Jurassic Bob
  • Mountain Bob (As in Mountian Dew)
  • Bob
  • Bob Returns
  • Bob Forever
  • Bob and Robin (Bob, here, is Batman)
  • Bob Wars: A New Bob ~or~
  • Star Bobs: A New Bob
  • The Bob Strikes Back ~or~
  • The Empire Strikes Bob ~or~
  • The Empire Bobs Back ~or~
  • The Bob Bobs Bob
  • Return of the Bob ~or~
  • Bob of the Jedi
  • The Bob World ~or~
  • The Lost Bob
  • SuperBob
  • Bob Trek(The Bob Generation/Deep Bob Nine/Bob-oyger)
  • Encyclopedia Bobtannica
  • Bye-bye Bobbie!
  • Bobsport
  • Bobquizotic
  • AcmeBob
  • Interbob
  • Tribob
  • The Saddle Bob
  • Amazing Bob
  • "Rocky Mountain Bob"
  • "Mamas, Don't let you Bobbies Grow up to be Cowbobs"
  • "Bob Bob Bob, Bob Bobaran"
  • Bobuary, Bobch, Bobpril, Bobune, Bobly, Bobgust, Bobtember, Bobtober, Bobcember
  • "Je voudrais téléphoner à la BOB heure!"
...And Bobs of others that I don't know, have forgotten, or we just plain haven't thought of them...yet! If you have any "Bobs" for me, Email them to me! These come in "Julie" flavor!!! (Two people in our group, truthfully, but only one is "Julie")
  • As the World Julies
  • Julie Wars: A new Julie
  • The Julie Strikes Bob ~or~
  • The Bob Strikes Julie ~or~
  • The Julie Bobs Bob ~or~
  • The Bob Bobs Julie ~or~
  • The Julie Julies Bob ~or~
  • The Julie Julies Julie
  • Return of the Julie ~or~
  • Julie of the the Jedi
  • Mountain Julie
  • Bye-Bye Julie!
  • Bob and Julie (Batman and Robin)
You get the "Julie" idea; same as Bob. Original Julies are:
  • "Far, Far Away on Julie's Plains"(LDS members will get this)
  • "Smells Like Teen Julie"(gag! I hate that song!!!)
  • "Julie Bells" (Julie Bobs!!!!!)
More coming soon!!!!!!*oh joy....*

Well, thank you for wasting your time with me! =8-D Fortunately, I now have a counter, so, you're no longer just a nameless/numberless freak who surfed into my homepage! NOW you've got a name and a number! (But, chances are you're still a FREAK!) =8-D J/K! *HUGZ* "I LOVE YOU, MAN!" LOL! THANKS FOR DROPPING IN!
Oh yeah! Here are some of my absolute FAV places on the web! hope you enjoy! (Any horsey sites would be cool, if you'd like to send them to me. Home page links are spiffy, and chat rooms/forums, are too!)
  • Equus Forever:A C-horse club I used to belong to.
  • HorseNet:Very cool!
  • Hay.net:Spiffy place with LOTS of horsey places!!! C'est chouette!
  • AcmePet:Check out the Chat! Go to Horse Room, and tell them Perchelover sent you! =8-D
  • GrandPrix:Super horse stuff!
  • Brigham Young University:My FUTURE Alma Mater! Cougars RULE!
    (Did I mention I'm LDS(Mormon)?)
  • SebWebMY hometown!!!Go here!
  • William Woods University:Equestrian Sciences college classes
  • Rocketmail:My FREE e-mail provider. C'est formidable!
  • The Port: An excellent page devoted to manic-depression, its symptoms, treatments, and stuff like that.
More will be up-and-coming soon, so stayed tuned! =8-D If you want to make suggestions, ask questions, or just remind me what a complete FREAK I am, feel free to E-mail me here!
Thanks!
Have a nice day!
Bonne Journée!

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