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Cast of Characters (in no particular order)

Zoë is a charming lady who always seems to seems to get stuck with all the bad luck. When she flew to the ski resort, Bun-bun shoved her in the overhead compartment. Her first day on Sluggy, she got a sprained wrist, beaten up by Bun-bun, and trampled twice. She was in the way of Aylee's cocoon when it exploded, and got covered in lots of gross slime. She has had several romantic interests, including Sam, Muldy from the X-Files spinoff, and more recently, Riff. Everybody seems to treat her like dirt, except for her best friend...

Gwynn, who dated Riff's until she found out that he was also going out with Zoë at the same time. She's a clear advocate of physical violence, but it's usually against Riff, and always justified. Zoë and Gwynn are both employed by...

Dr. Lorna, a famous radio psychologist, but she seems to take more pleasure out of embarassing and screaming at her patients than she does out of actually helping them out. She is famous nationwide as a "psycho bitch", and does not seem to think very highly of the human race as a whole. We found out last summer that she's also (surprise!) the mother of...

Riff, who doesn't officially have a job, though he seems to be really smart and invents lots of neat things, like robot clones, interdimensional gateways, laser cannons which can run off of car batteries. He hangs out with Torg a lot, and was dating Gwynn for a while back in mid-June, but he showed up two hours late, she kicked him in the privates, and things have been a little rocky since then. Riff invented a flux-agitator back in late September of 1997, and accidentally got sent into another dimension with Torg. They both finally escaped, but brought along a friend...

Aylee, a man-eating creature from an unknown dimension. She actually has a very nice personality, despite her bad habit of eating people. Bun-bun had a huge fight in January of 1998, but now they're pretty friendly. Everybody else has learned to put up with her carnivorous habits, even Riff has seemed to lost interest in killing her after she proved to be so useful in the vampire series. Nowadays, she's been eating less people, and is employed by...

Torg as his secretary. Torg is a freelance web designer, which gives him lots of freedom to go out on funky adventures to other dimensions without risk of losing his job. He constantly defends her against Riff, and is still trying to change his mind about her. He hasn't really had any successful dates, he had an internet blind date with an overweight bearded lady, and for a while he seemed interested in Aylee. "You realize, despite the scales and stuff, she's technically naked." In addition to monitoring Aylee, he also has to watch out for...

Bun Bun, the homocidal maniac psycho bunny. Actually, he's not bad, aside from slaughtering an entire office's worth of telemarketers, killing the Easter Bunny, leaving Kiki and an 8-year old girl to die in a storm, beating up Torg too many times to keep track, not to mention the portuguese alternate-dimension Torg, killing Leonardo DiCaprio, harassing the Amish, and having a barbecue with...

Kiki, a well-mannered bouncing female ferret. Kiki and Bun-bun have been friends for a while now, teaming up for many funny comics. A few which come to mind are the huge robot launching missiles and blowing up an entire army of tanks, and when they piloted a robot clone of Torg through a dinner party so that Torg could go on a ski trip. Kiki has recently moved in with Riff, because...

Sam Sein kicked him out. Sam may look friendly, but make no mistake about it, he has a very sinister side! When he saw Torg kissing Zoë, for instance, he became insanely jealous and set Torg up on a blind date with someone he met on the internet! The horror. Sam used to be really obsessed with Zoë, until he was turned into a vampire by...

Valerie, who died near the end of the vampire series. She became a vampire during the middle ages, when her Torg-resembling-boyfriend died in a jousting incident. After turning Sam into a vampire, she had her eyes on Torg, but her plans were foiled when Sam backstabbed her by helping Riff to defeat the vampires. Before she was revealed as a vampire, the only one who didn't seem to trust her was...

Zoë, and the circle begins anew. Is Sam really gone forever? Has the dimension of Pain really given up in killing Torg? How much longer until we have to put up with another "stick-figure week"? And what will become of Donald Fuzzbottom? Only time will tell!