Thought Provokers
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
- Atheism is a non prophet organisation.
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
- If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
- If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - is he still wrong?
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do is "practice"?
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
- What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
- How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- Why do they sterilise the needles for lethal injections?
- Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
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I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Join the Army, meet interesting people, then kill them.
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Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small
stain.
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OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
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I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
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What do they pack styrofoam in?
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