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In summer it is time to air my knees, adorned with bells and frilly fripperies, with Viking helmet shining in the sun, what bright attire to take out for a run...

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Click *HERE* for news of 10 of my poems PUBLISHED!! In exerpts from THE LOST BOOK OF TUBERLANTIS. I am a guest potato in the book SPIDERS AND GLIDERS, by Sara L. Russell.

NEW!!!Monster Dance Page!!!

NEW!! BRONHILDA COMPETITION.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD THE URGE TO, YOU KNOW, PUT ON A BIG
VIKING HELMET WITH HORNS AND BLOND PLAITS?

Well, we all do sometimes. Well, I have a... friend... who does.

Announcing the WINNER of the BRONHILDA BEAUTY CONTEST!! See video below...

The prize is awarded as a tribute to the late, great Spike Milligan, with his moving portrayal of the Viking Maiden's Song. Brought to you courtesy of the lovely vaizgamtas, at YouTube. Thankyou vaizgamtas!

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