Ldy Zelda: THE MILE IS CHILD ABUSE!!! LordDivinity: Well some people like to watch women run i think your teacher is a pervert LordDivinity: I wanna be your lawyer Ldy Zelda: Yeah! but then people'd want to kill you >: they always want to kill lawyers for some reason LordDivinity: Only defense lawyers LordDivinity: wait no LordDivinity: The other way around LordDivinity: Well sometimes defense but rarely LordDivinity: ::enters the court room and sits at one of the booths:: Ldy Zelda: I stay as far away as I can from law stuff, all the intrigue is too much for my innocence LordDivinity: All rise for the honorabe jusdge judty LordDivinity: judy LordDivinity: judge LordDivinity: honorable Ldy Zelda: doesnt that lady have a TV show or something? LordDivinity: yeah Ldy Zelda: ::hands him the spellcheck:: LordDivinity: LordDivinity: ::drags zelda into the courtroom:: Ldy Zelda: aggghhh!! LordDivinity: Your the victim here you have to be present Ldy Zelda: Ack victim?! That doesn't sound good!! LordDivinity: They issued a sopoena or however you spell that Ldy Zelda: ::pouts::I'm always the victim!! >; LordDivinity: Well innocent girls are always the victims Ldy Zelda: >; LordDivinity: ::whispers:: Now when you get on the stand i want you to plead the 5th Ldy Zelda: the 5th what? LordDivinity: Now if an appeal is sent to the supreme court and they rule that you cannot plead the 5th then i want you to lie LordDivinity: 5th amendment Ldy Zelda: I CAN'T LIE!!!! LordDivinity: One of its contents states that you have the right to remain silent Ldy Zelda: Can I be silent instead of lie? LordDivinity: Then you're guilty as charged LordDivinity: You have the right to remain silent LordDivinity: Everything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law LordDivinity: You have the right to an attorney LordDivinity: If by chance you can not afford one one will be appointed to you in a court of law Ldy Zelda: I don't have anything to say that would be used against me!! LordDivinity: Do you understand your rights? Ldy Zelda: umm..I guess so LordDivinity: ::takes notes:: LordDivinity: ANYTHING YOU SAY Ldy Zelda: What's an atorney? LordDivinity: You mock me?!?!?! LordDivinity: ::gets his nightstick:: Ldy Zelda: Ack! ::hides::No I don't!! LordDivinity: ::beats up dan:: Ldy Zelda: It's not his fault I don't know what an attorney is!! LordDivinity: Alright you have no rights if you say anything ill beat you up you cannot afford an attorney so you will have self representation the constitution does not apply to you if you dont understad. Too bad! LordDivinity: ::arrests dan:: LordDivinity: ::throws him in the squad car:: Ldy Zelda: aww poor dan!! Ldy Zelda: >: LordDivinity: Heh that'll show him never to mess with my daughter LordDivinity: ::glares:: Would you like to join him? Ldy Zelda: Sure! LordDivinity: Alright Ldy Zelda: Where're we going? Ldy Zelda: To the lake? LordDivinity: To prison Ldy Zelda: ACK Ldy Zelda: umm..do they have a lake in prison? LordDivinity: You will not be released on your on recognisance although i know i spelled that wrong LordDivinity: NO they dont Ldy Zelda: what's a recognisance? LordDivinity: they have bread and butter!!!!! Ldy Zelda: ack ok ok I won't go!! Ldy Zelda: I don't like butter! LordDivinity: You get to go outside to work out 1 hour a day Ldy Zelda: Work where? LordDivinity: The beds are 1 cm thick Ldy Zelda: ack outside only one hour?! LordDivinity: And in the morning you will be taken to the electric chair Ldy Zelda: That's not healthy!! LordDivinity: Or be hangged Ldy Zelda: ACK that doesn't sound good! Ldy Zelda: I'll stay I'll stay but you better make dan stay too! LordDivinity: Nope Ldy Zelda: Why not? >: Ldy Zelda: He's still my friend!' LordDivinity: ::crushes dans ribs with the nightstick::: LordDivinity: Hes charged with emotional assault Ldy Zelda: ::falls off the stand and cries:: LordDivinity: ::arrests her:: Ldy Zelda: Why're you arresting me I'll only crying?! LordDivinity: Disturbing the peace Ldy Zelda: What peace?! Ldy Zelda: hurting dan is not peace! LordDivinity: Now contempt of court Ldy Zelda: I don't have contempt of anything! LordDivinity: ::grabs her and begins to cuff her:: LordDivinity: Verbal assault Ldy Zelda: oo bracelets! LordDivinity: Resisting arrest Ldy Zelda: ASSULT?! Ldy Zelda: I'm not resiting anything! Ldy Zelda: I don't assualt anything!! LordDivinity: The aid of a criminal in resisting arrest Ldy Zelda: I didn't aid dan I cried about him! LordDivinity: hmmmmm LordDivinity: libel LordDivinity: Well kind of libel Ldy Zelda: What's a libel?\ LordDivinity: Well libel is the printing of false statements... LordDivinity: Hmmm i guess... LordDivinity: lets see... LordDivinity: Withholding information Ldy Zelda: I'm not withholding anything & I can't make a false statement! LordDivinity: expect at least 50 years Ldy Zelda: 50 years of what? LordDivinity: 2nd degree verbal assault LordDivinity: Prison!!! Ldy Zelda: I get 50 years of someone verbally assualting me?! Ldy Zelda: in prison? LordDivinity: No you verbally assaulted me LordDivinity: To the 2nd degree Ldy Zelda: I DID NOT!! LordDivinity: Resisting arrest again LordDivinity: And lets see I think i can get you off on the death penalty LordDivinity: Unless you wish to be tortured LordDivinity: You stole your fathers heart :) Ldy Zelda: Isn't that unconstitutional by some amanetment or other?? Ldy Zelda: I didn't steal any heart!! LordDivinity: I already said that the constitution didnt apply Ldy Zelda: I can't steal anything! LordDivinity: well stealing a heart is a good thing Ldy Zelda: You said it didn't apply to dan not me! Ldy Zelda: It is? LordDivinity: Its a like metaphor or something LordDivinity: when you joined him you gave up your rights LordDivinity: Alright ill let you off this time Ldy Zelda: Oh good!! LordDivinity: ::drops all 50 charges:: LordDivinity: If ya hadnt stolen my heart lol Ldy Zelda: & I don't know what the metaphor means!! >: LordDivinity: You doo toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo LordDivinity: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo LordDivinity: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo Ldy Zelda: I didn't steal it!!! umm..umm...dan did!!! LordDivinity: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo LordDivinity: Ack LordDivinity: No i hate dan LordDivinity: Dan couldnt steal my heart Ldy Zelda: Doesn't mean he didn't steal something LordDivinity: Sita broke it and you stole it Ldy Zelda: Then how could I steal it? Ldy Zelda: ack ::whacks Sita:: LordDivinity: You stole the broken peices Ldy Zelda: How can I steal it if its broken? Ldy Zelda: oh Ldy Zelda: If I stole them where are they? LordDivinity: Dont know ;{ Ldy Zelda: Me either so I didn't steal them! Ldy Zelda: What would I do with pieces of a heart anyway? Ldy Zelda: I'm not a vampire I wouldn't eat it or something LordDivinity: Well you would gather all four peices LordDivinity: and get a full heart peice LordDivinity: and then have more life energy Ldy Zelda: ::giggles:: LordDivinity: Ooooo giggle!!! LordDivinity: ::grabs a feather:: GIGGLE!!! Ldy Zelda: Well maybe I stole it and didn't know if was yours, did you leave it around where I could find it with a chicken? LordDivinity: ::tickles her:: Ldy Zelda: hehehehehee LordDivinity: GIGGLE!!! Ldy Zelda: ::falls over again and giggles:: LordDivinity: ::TICKLE:: Ldy Zelda: I amheheheeehhehehehe Ldy Zelda: ::GIGGLES!!:: Ldy Zelda: {s giggle} LordDivinity: no i said GIGGLE!!! LordDivinity: not GIGGLE!! LordDivinity: Big difference Ldy Zelda: ::GIGGLE!!!!:: LordDivinity: nope Ldy Zelda: ::GIGGLES!!!:: even LordDivinity: GIGGLE!!! Ldy Zelda: How's that? LordDivinity: Ah ok Ldy Zelda: LordDivinity: Good LordDivinity: ::beams:: Ldy Zelda: Can you stop tickling me now? ::giggles some more and tries to grab the feather:: LordDivinity: dan is {s anewbie) LordDivinity: ::stops:: Ldy Zelda: Thankee Ldy Zelda: ::catches her breath::whew LordDivinity: ::helps her catch it:: Ldy Zelda: ::whacks the cyberfreak in the attic::{s anewbie} LordDivinity: ::gets his catchings in a bottle:: LordDivinity: ::hands the bottle to her:: Ldy Zelda: Thankee LordDivinity: {s annalea} ::Sways:: Ldy Zelda: I don't have that onnnnnnnnee!! Ldy Zelda: {s gwen} LordDivinity: Heh i could make a sita wave LordDivinity: It could be either Witchy women Ldy Zelda: Didn't you already make one? LordDivinity: or Lyin Eyes MG< LordDivinity: even LordDivinity: nononono that was {s montsita} Ldy Zelda: LordDivinity: You cant hiiiiiiiiide your lyin eyes Ldy Zelda: hehe I have a song that reminds me of her actually LordDivinity: And your smile is a big surprise!!!!!!!!! Ldy Zelda: LordDivinity: Or something Ldy Zelda: LordDivinity: I thought by now LordDivinity: Youd relize LordDivinity: You cant hide your lyin eyes LordDivinity: Eagles :) Ldy Zelda: LordDivinity: Heh i made a mont wave once Ldy Zelda: oh yeah, ::decreases her life energy and hands Divi a full heart piece:: Ldy Zelda: LordDivinity: cept it was called {s zekk} Ldy Zelda: {s mont} Ldy Zelda: Ldy Zelda: {s zekk} LordDivinity: hah!! Ldy Zelda: {s Zelda2} ! LordDivinity: If you can tell by the way i do my walk im a womens man no time to talk ::grooves to his wave:: Ldy Zelda: lol Ldy Zelda: I thought you were supposed to be shy around women LordDivinity: LordDivinity: I am LordDivinity: That was an old phase Ldy Zelda: You're not shy around me! LordDivinity: See the women come to me Ldy Zelda: lol LordDivinity: I just slowly back away scared into my own corner Ldy Zelda: aww ): LordDivinity: Because you dont know how it feels no you dont know how it feeeeels to me meeeeeeeeee LordDivinity: Tom petty Ldy Zelda: Ldy Zelda: I know how it feels to only be me! LordDivinity: Maybe i could use elton johns the bi**h is back LordDivinity: There ya go sita take that!! Ldy Zelda: poor mommy ):