The Webmistress [The Official Moist Page] has generously let me copy her. See the real thing here
thank you.

This is The Moist Catalogue [what you would get in the mail]
You can view the various merchandise offered by Nettwerk Records, as well as the prices.

To order, simply jot down all the prices, add $5 for the first item and $1.50 for each additional item (with the exception of postcards, stickers and fan club). If you live outside N. America, add $5 shipping per item (except postcards, stickers, fanclub). In Canada, add 7% GST.
MasterCard, VISA, Amex, cheques and money orders are accepted. You may mail, fax, phone or e-mail your orders. Send your order to:
Nettwerk, Box 330-1755 Robson St., Vancouver, BC, V6G 3B7, Canada
e-mail: mail.orders@nettwerk.com or at www.nettwerk.com
Phone: 1-800-764-3472
Fax: (604) 654-1993