50 Fun Things to do in an elevator |
1. Make
race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow
your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other
passengers.
3. Grimace
painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all
of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle
the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell
Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a
long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer
name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand
silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When
arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act
embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean
over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet
everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call
you Admiral.
14. One
word: Flatulence!
15. On the
highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you
hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai
Chi exercises.
17. Stare,
grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got
new socks on!"
18. When
at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion
sickness!"
19. Give
religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow
occassionally.
21. Bet
the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown
and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show
other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing
"Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler
"Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk
on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare
at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and
move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp,
and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave
a box between the doors.
30. Ask
each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear
a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start
a sing-along.
33. When
the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play
the harmonica.
35. Shadow
box.
36. Say
"Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean
against the button panel.
38. Say
"I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen
to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw
a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers
that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring
a chair along.
42. Take
a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh
mouf?"
43. Blow
spit bubbles.
44. Pull
your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce
in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry
a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make
explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear
"X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare
at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
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