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In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
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In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
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If an orangutan belches at you, watch out. He's warning you to stay out of
his territory.
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Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thoughthe
might be retarded.
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The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
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About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're stillsitting
on it.
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In 1984, a New Jersey man opened a summer camp for Cabbage Patch dolls.
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You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any other
weather.
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How can you tell when a gorilla is angry? It sticks its tongue out.
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In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary formally married her 50-pound petrock.
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In 1980, the Yellow Pages accidentally listed a Texas funeral home under
frozen foods.
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1,200 college students streaked at the same time in Boulder, CO in 1974.
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In 1977, a 13-year-old boy discovered a tooth growing on his left foot.
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In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of
toast.
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In the early '80s, a toad was discovered that meows instead ofcroaking.
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In 1984, a Canadian farmer began renting ad space on his cows.
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About 96% of all American children can recognize Ronald McDonald.
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An average person laughs about 15 times a day.
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Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently
eaten bananas.
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Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
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The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
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The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
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A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.
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Watch out for flying hockey pucks - they travel at up to 100 mph.
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America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men.
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98% of American drivers think they drive better than anyone else.
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In 1681, the last dodo bird died.
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A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.
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The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
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Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
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The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.
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Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.
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What color was Christopher Columbus's hair? Blonde.
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In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones - Bhutan.
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The most extras ever used in a movie was 300,000, for the film Gandhi in
1981.
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Every person has a unique tongue print.
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Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.
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Women's hearts beat faster than men's.
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When Bugs Bunny first appeared in 1935, he was called Happy Rabbit
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Pollsters say that 40% of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in
their wallets.
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Bubble gum contains rubber.
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In high school, Robin Williams was voted "Least Likely to Succeed."
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Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.
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The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.
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Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks.
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Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
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The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of people.
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Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his
head.
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In 75% of American households, women manage the money and pay the bills.
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A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend,
Indiana.
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About 70% of Americans who go to college do it just to make more money.
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It's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas.
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Some toothpastes contain antifreeze.
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Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
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Millie the White House dog earned more than 4 times as much as Pres. Bush
in 1991.
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Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the western
Pacific.
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There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.
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Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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Lee Harvey Oswald's cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 1992.
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Mosquitos have teeth.
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Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.
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Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.
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The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon,
and Elvis Presley.
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When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for
food.
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Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.
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Captain Kangaroo won five Emmy awards.
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27% of U.S. male college students believe life is "a meaningless existential
hell."
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In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients
would die.
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Aztec emperor Montezuma had a nephew, Cuitlahac, whose name meant "plenty
of excrement."
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Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.
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"Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
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