To: Date: Sat, 12 Jul 1997 20:02:17 -0500 Subject: Re: to jareth 1 - did you have anything to do with the great collapse of good governance in the labyrinth?

Are you implying my governance is somehow LACKING???

2 - do you employ your genius in endeavours besides music? ie, painting, sculpting, modern photography... 3-5 - do you ever eat? sleep? relieve yourself? (hoggle does.) when you're underwater do you get wet?

I tire of these questions and find them needlessly banal. Have a care in querying me, my dears, and make the questions worth my while. You know when I get bored, I get dangerous.

6 - what is the difference between a raven and a writing desk? 7 - what have i got in my pocket?

And it surprises me what questions have yet to be asked. All of you seem to have accepted the reasons for my presence here when I have not offered any. Are none of you at all suspicious of my motives? Such blind acceptance of the situation would serve you poor in my kingdom.

8 - want to stay at my pad tonight? you can sleep on my bed and i'll take the sofa.

Your offer is kind, doppelganger, but perhaps another time...I have plans this evening. HRH JARETH. Scribe: Lady Angolin

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