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Last updated October 21,
1999
This update: We are now affiliated
with PrankShop.com. Here you
can order all sorts of pranks, gags, and other such
nonsense. Just click our link to see and buy all the fake
dog poop and vomit you could ever want. Also, we have
added a new mailing list. This time, it's a discussion
list, where you the fans can discuss the world of prank
calls. Feel free to discuss the Redenck Pranksters, or
any other aspect of the prank call world. Basically, go
nuts. You can join below.
edneck Pranksters release a CD...
Redneck Pranksters - Bootleg
Blues
Order your copy of the brand new Redneck Pranksters CD Bootleg
Blues. It features 20 calls, 14 of which have
never been heard anywhere, for over an hour of hilarious
prank phone calls. To see a complete list of tracks, click
here. You can order your copy for just $15
($12 + $3 shipping). Just e-mail us at redneckprankster@hotmail.com for the
mailing address and order info.
Howdy,
all. We're the Redneck Pranksters. You might have seen us
on The Art of Prank
Calls and featured in Prantagonize
Magazine, and now we decided to
finally venture out and get our own site. Well, here are
our calls, hope you like them. They're all in RealAudio
format, so you'll obviously need the RealPlayer to hear
them.
Adoption Agency
:52
poor kid...
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Bartending
Job :40
"The only person I ever shot was my
third wife..." |
Bridal
Regristry 4:38
meet Fred, Ted, and Jed, the homing pidgeons. |
Cats 4:05
We weren't satisfied with $50. |
Child
Abusing 1:19
"My child's beatin' me" |
Child Care 2:23
"I ain't cursed you once yet" |
Lab Coats 4:08
"I
can't roll my toungue like that!" |
Dalmations 2:12
"I got a hundred of 'em woman, I
don't know how old they are!" |
Adult Day
Care 1:17
"Jane Smelly?" |
Deaf Lady 1:17
Maybe this lady needs to call Hearing
Aid Service. |
Funeral
Home 1:19
If I'm to big for the coffin you can
just burn me..." |
Greek
Festival 1:15
Everett has the stuff that Taki needs. |
Hair
Appointment 1:31
"Should I wash it before I come in?"
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Hair
Removing 5:03
"Like that guy, Teen Wolf"
"I do not know what you are talking
about"
"Do you not watch TV?" |
Head's Up 1:57
All he wants to do is join the teen club. |
Hearing Aid
Service 1:57
"What!?" |
Hearing Aid
Service 2 3:23
"WHAT!?!?" |
Hearing Aid
Service 3 2:42
"I have to cancel 'cause I had a little
tragedy; I cut my foot off with a tractor..." |
Janitorial
Service 2:38
"Do you have a feces shovel? A
feces remover?" |
Jelly Beans :24
What can we say? We love jelly beans. |
Jiu Jitsu 1:27
"Just have him call me before my
wife goes on a rampage again." |
Montage 3:11
A bunch of clips from a bunch of calls
to make one interesting conversation about sex. |
Poison
Control 3:37
"ER? You mean we can be on T.V.?" |
Roaches 4:54
"I sit down to take a nice little
dump, and there's roaches on my toilet" |
Screecher 1:34
"Eh?"
"Eh?"
"Eh?"
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Wrongful
Death 1:09
"My neighbor said I'm dead and that's
wrong" |
Locked Out 2:14
"I bet I could steal som cars with
that, couldn't I?"
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Sandbox 1:26
"Me and my wife want a sandbox to
romp outside"
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Credit
5:03
He's trying to get through
the program, but James Hetfield keeps
interrupting. |
Public Relations 2:52
"It says I have to be
neat...I'm real neat, but I'm ugly" |
Not an
Idiot :33
This lady doesn't take constructive
criticism very well.
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Nursery :45
This isn't what he had in mind.
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Q :44
"What do you want?...we sleep
now"
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U-N-I Sex 1:22
"Look, don't even call here
tryin' ta be smart"
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