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Q. Why did the chicken cross the internet?

A. It wanted to get to the other site.



Q. What do you call a rooster who wakes you up?

A. An alarm cluck.



Q. What does an alarm cluck say?

A. Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!



Q. What do you call a crazy chicken?

A. A cuckoo clock.



Q. Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

A. Because talk is cheep.



Q.What plants do chickens grow on?

A. Eggplants.



Q. Why did the rooster run away?

A. He was chicken.



Q. Why don't chickens like people?

A. Because we beat eggs.



What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A. A bird that lays down.



Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?

A. It was the chicken's day off.



Q. What happened to the chicken whose feathers pointed the wrong way?

A. She was tickled to death.



Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. She wanted to see a man lay a brick.



Q. What does a chicken wipe his beak with?

A. A henkerchief.



Q. What time do chickens go to lunch?

A. Twelve o cluck.



Q. Which religious man do chickens fear most?

A. The friar.



Q. How do you know when a chicken is under arrest?

A. She's wearing hencuffs.



Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

A. Because it was stuck to the chicken.



Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

A. He heard the referee calling fowls.



Q. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?

A. Because he didn't have enough guts.



Q. How long do chickens work?

A. Around the cluck.



Q. Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

A. Because it ran out of c-luck.



Q. What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

A. Pooched eggs.



Q. How do chickens dance?

A. Chick to chick.



Q. Which dance will a chicken not do?

A. The foxtrot.



Q. Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

A. Because she was afraid someone would caesar!



Q. Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

A.Because he was a dirty double crosser.



Q. Where do you chickens find jokes to tell?

A. A yolk book.



Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?

A. To prove he wasn't chicken.



Q. What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

A. He kicked the bucket.



Q. Why does a rooster watch TV?

A. For hentertainment.



Q.How do you stop a rooster from crowing on Sunday?

A. Eat him on Saturday!



Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A. To get to the other slide.



Q. What is Superchicken's real identity?

A. Cluck Kent.



Q. What happens when a chicken eats gunpowder?

A. She lays a hand gren-egg.



Q. What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?

A. The bombshell.



Q. What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

A. It egg-splodes.



Q. Why did the chicken disappoint his mother?

A. He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.



Q. Why did the rooster file for divorce?

A. He was tired of being hen-pecked.



Q. What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

A. They go on peck-nics!



Q. Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?

A. She wanted to lay it on the line.



Q. Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A. Fry-day.



Q. Why did the rooster stay outside dring the blizzard?

A. It was 'fowl' weather.



Q. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A. With four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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