D e r a n g e d  R a n g e r  FXs

When the forest ranger decides to leave and search for his life long dream of becoming a figure skater,
Norbert nominates Daggett as the new ranger.  However is Ranger Dag gonna cut the bill?

All sound clips are in 3 formats, all yours for listening pleasure.
The formats include: PC wave format (.wav) Real Audio format (.ra) Mpeg 3 format (.mp3)

exceptbeav.mp3
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exceptbeav.ra

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exceptbeav.wav

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Dag: except for beavers!

beaversin.mp3
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beaversin.ra
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beaversin.wav

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Dag: let the beavers in, beavers are allowed! all beavers...except norb.

fightpower.mp3
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fightpower.ra

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fightpower.wav

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Dag: Yeah you tell 'em! right on! we wont stand for this! go get 'em!
Norb: Mmm, Fight the Power!
Dag: Yeah! Fight the power!

green.mp3
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green.ra

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green.wav

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Dag: I agree totally! to tall and too green! all I see here is green green green green!

hadenough.mp3
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Hadenough.ra

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Hadenough.wav

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Norb: hey cut it out! he's had enough!

hairball.mp3
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hairball.ra

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hairball.wav


55.57 Kb Dag: Ooo run away hairball!!!

halfwit.mp3
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halfwit.ra

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halfwit.wav

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Dag: Eh, go ahead, join your spooty ol' ice show! we don't need no big talkin' figure skating mushroom loving weirdos around here! any half wit can do you job! ha-ha! hahahaha HA!

madness.mp3
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madness.ra

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madness.wav

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Dag: who's behind this...maddess!?

neverdefeat.mp3
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neverdefeat.ra

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neverdefeat.wav

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Dag: okay, you want a fight I'll give you a fight! you'll never defeat ranger Dag! oof!! Well maybe at some future date you'll defeat ranger dag...*BANG!* okay i'm defeated!*thump*

newrule.mp3
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newrule.ra

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newrule.wav

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Dag: H-hey! you come back here right now! I-I just made a new rule against going underground to form..uh..underground resistance movements! ......HAY! Your in trouble now! Eggh!! come back here!  ooo!

notblink.mp3
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notblink.ra

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notblink.wav

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Announcer: Ranger daggett says:
Dag: I'm watching you, and not ba-linking!

peovsolved.mp3
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peovsolved.ra

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peovsolved.wav

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Dag: Problem Solv'ed!

 

resistance.mp3
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resistance.ra

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resistance.wav

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Norb: Citizens of the forest! i'm going underground to form an underground resistance movement! anyone who wants to join me...you know where i'll be.
Dag: where?
Norb: I'm not telling you.
Dag: eh!

scat.mp3
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scat.ra

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scat.wav

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Dag: so go! shoo shoo shoo shoo! scat!

speech.mp3
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speech.ra

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speech.wav

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Norb: congradulations dag! your our new half wi~duhh..eheh..forest ranger!
Dag: huh? eee uhh um me? ee I uh um dot dot dot
Norb: Fantastic aceptence speech!

twicethehalfwit.mp3
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twicethehalfwit.ra

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twicethehalfwit.wav

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Norb: will you stop already?!  Can't you see this..pathetic lil' beavers hurtin? C'mon forest friends! lookit yerselfs! what'd a new ranger you got is, oh sure he turned out to be half the ranger, and twice the half wit we thought he was!
Dag: hey woooo! eh!!
Norb: Cut 'em a little breather! he's still my brother...so if any of you wants to get rid of dag! your gonna haveta get rid of me too!             did I say that..?

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