A-hem. Completely mentally, but with purpose it has been decided that all the
teams in PASSJAMS this year (plus 3 guest teams) will enter TWO Cup tournament's under different codes
to settle a long running argument on which is the better (though we already know
that of course). Teams from PASSJAMS will compete against teams from The Large Banana
run by Paul Oxley, first in The Service Outage Cup here under PASSJAMS rules and ALSO
in the mirror of this tournament in The Whistling Canary Cup under Large Banana Rules.
So, without further a-do here is the first round, the 3 'new' teams are managed by
Alan Ferris, Douglas Arthur Newton and Anthony King. Who will be the ultimate winner?
Go straight to : Second Round Quarter-Finals Semi-Finals Final
Draw for the first round, played 18th December 1999.
PASSJAMS TEAMS LARGE BANANA TEAMS """""""""""""" """""""""""""""""" Athletico Denmark 7 v -1 Man's Utd. Allan Taylor Paul Oxley H Drive Porn Vale -1 v 6 Mooks Stupid Name Alan Ferris Graham Kay The Driver Jesters 2 v 0 Lazy Beggars Ian Willets Alan Ferris Deacon Chumps 4 v 9 Bloomers Belles Paul Oxley Chris Blomfield The 47 Ronin 0 v 2 Would you like some town? Paul Smith Jason D'Arcy Nelson Mandella 5 v 7 You're bad and you know you are Douglas Newton David Peake Late Entry 14 v 13 Copra Cobana Chris Fraser Barry Laker Sweaty Socks II 5 v -1 Hoops Heroes Jock McRamsay Timothy Mitchell One Chop n Ten Chips 12 v 11 Winnie Mandella XI Janet Walker Douglas Newton Aston Miller 8 v 16 Coming Up Trumps Jason D'Arcy Paul Owttrim Worthing Originals 5 v 2 Doctor Doctor's Chris Blomfield Dan Wooton Nottingham Forehead 0 v 1 Rampant FC Tony King Steve Snow Costermongers 11 v 8 The Michael Hunters Andrew Cheal Anthony King Chronic Town 5 v 6 Boating Lake Steve Miller Alan Thin Hobbs Mickey Mouse 5 v 25 Smith you silly fool Davor Paton Malcom Blick Falls to Climb 13 v 6 Newark Wilder Simon Webb Steve Miller
Draw for the second round, played 3rd/4th January 2000
Cunningly, 8 teams from PASSJAMS and the same from The Pointless Banana went through to round 2, so it was possible to seed the teams so PASSJAMS teams were all drawn against The Useless Banana League. Draw took place at FF Headquarters on 22nd Dec, and panned out as follows. Date will be announced in due course, we're waiting for the ridiculous and utterly luckless Banana League to catch up. Never likely to happen that, is it? PASSJAMS TEAMS LARGE BANANA TEAMS """""""""""""" """""""""""""""""" Wothing Originals 15 v 9 Would You Like Some Town Christopher Blomfield Jason D'arcy The Driver Jesters -3 v 6 Bloomers Belles Ian Willets Christopher Blomfield Athletico Denmark 8 v 2 Rampant MF Titty Taylor Steve Snow Sweaty Socks II 6 v 10 Smith you silly fool Jock Ramsay Malcolm Blick Costermongers 5 v 11 Boating Lake Andy Cheal Alain Hobbs Falls to Climb 8 v 7 Coming up Trumps Simon Webb Paul Owttrim One Chop n loadsathat 2 v 7 You're bad and you know you are Janet Walker David Peake Late Entry 5 v 3 Mooks Stupid Name Chris Fraser Kraham Gay
Draw for the quarter final, played 12-14th February
Once again, it's half PASSJAMS and half Banana. Quality. Draw took place live at FF HQ, evening of 11th January. PASSJAMS TEAMS LARGE BANANA TEAMS """""""""""""" """""""""""""""""" Worthing Originals 3 v 8 You're Bad and you know you are Christopher Blomfield David Peake Falls to Climb 20 v 12 Bloomers Belles Simon Webb Christopher Blomfield Late Entry -1 v 11 Smith you silly fool Chris Fraser Malcolm Blick Athletico Denmark 6 v 13 Boating Lake Alain Taylor Alain Hobbs
Draw for the semi-finals, to be played 26-28th February
Tragically, only one PASSJAMS team remains. Fortunately, it's mine. So the draw this time round, is completely random and panned out as follows..... Draw took place live at FF HQ, evening of 15th February. Falls To Climb 6 v 11 You're Bad and you know you are Simon Webb David Peake Smith you silly fool 25 v 6 Boating Lake Malcolm Blick Alain Hobbs
The Grand Final, to be played 11-13th March
Bollocks. Both teams are from The Banana. So be it.... Smith you Silly Fool 3 v 5 You're Bad and you know you are Malcolm Blick David Peake So the pretender to the French Throne, Davor Peake, wins the first ever (and probably ONLY) Service Outage Cup (sponsored by CICl4SZ, CICSLSL, IMS1 etc...) There's a picture of his trophy below, we might even get one of him with it soon. It's OVER - at last.
Douglas - Flowers/Watson,Atherton/Wetherall,Hreidesson/Morris,Dominguez,Euell,Johnson/Ferguson,Rousell
Mr Ferris - VanDerGouw/Kimble,Charles/Hogh,Shaw/Xavier,Bakke,Butt,Foe/Soskjaer,Booth
Slope - Harper/Schnoor,Tessem/Silvestre,Scales/S.Hughes,Savage,Alexanderson,Roy/Mills,Gallacher